7 Affordable Sex Toys Under $30 for Quality Masturbation On a Budget!

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Treat yourself. On a budget.

We love sex toys and we love fancy things, but most of us can't afford to spend top dollar on a luxury vibrator that may or may not get the job done. So we scoured the Internet and found the highest-quality mini vibes that pack major punch for a price tag that's under $30. (In no particular order.)

So for the price of dinner and a movie for one (we're rolling solo here) you can head to your local sex shop and check out these top picks. And for those of you without access to an adult store that doesn't make your skin crawl, bounce online and patronize a boutique that deserves your business -- we love The Pleasure Chest, Babeland, Coco de Mer, and Good Vibrations.

7. Studio Collection Lipstick by The Screaming O $29

We've seen lipstick vibes before but never this fancy. The Studio Collection has a series of mini vibrators all disguised to look like the makeup stuff women have floating around in their purses. So no matter who snoops through your shit, your secret is safe.

Rather than hard plastic and one speed, this Lipstick features a silicone tip that's got some give to it, meaning you can press harder without rattling your ladybones. Plus it's waterproof (shower sex, anyone?) and it buzzes at three speeds with a pulsing function (if you're into that) so you definitely get more bang for your buck!

6. Love Bunnies by Lovehoney $20

They're almost too cute to put between your legs. (Almost.) These Love Bunnies are splash-proof so you can play around the water (just don't drown them) and are rounded so they're comfortable to hold in your palm for prolonged periods of time. Plus those extended rabbit ears transfer the vibrations directly to wherever you touch them, so if you want something a little more...intense, you've got the tool.

It only has one speed, however, so you'll have to make do with just one function. But the batteries last for up to 80 minutes and, just like the above-mentioned Lipstick, you can leave it out on your bedside and no one will suspect the little Kidrobot-esque bunny is best friends with your pussy!