There's a Facebook App That Tells You Which of Your Friends Are Down to Bang

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Are you ever sitting in front of Facebook and wondering which of the hundreds of people on your friends list might want to fuck you that evening? If so, you're not alone -- and you're so not alone that a new app has been created that lets users know who's down. It's called "Bang With Friends," and it purports to be discreet, confidential and effective to get you laid immediately.

The app takes you through four steps. First, you sign in and indicate who you might want to bang. The person is notified only if they're down to bang too. Then, you're connected, and from there, it's up to you get it on. Here are the directions firsthand:

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According to Buzzfeed, the app only hooks up hetero couples, so that kind of sucks. But at least it's a step towards -- let's be honest -- taking Facebook friendships through their natural trajectory.