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New Camel Toe Prevention Device Makes it Safe to Wear Yoga Pants in Public
May 09, 2012 in After Dark LA
photostock / FreeDigitalPhotos.netCamel crossing?Let's face it; women do things for the benefit of other women, not for men. If the latter were true we'd be slinging our cameltoes around town...
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Camel Toe: Vaginal Faux Pas or Carnal Call to Action?
May 08, 2012 in After Dark LA
By Wetfinder (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 or GFDL], via Wikimedia CommonsNo false advertising, here.The female cameltoe has become a much scrutinized and talked about cultural icon, popular among the exercise set,...
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Reported Egypt Necrophilia Legislation Called 'Hoax' by Parliament
May 01, 2012 in After Dark LA
By Mona (Women's line Uploaded by The Egyptian Liberal) [CC-BY-2.0], via Wikimedia CommonsMore fun without a pulse?The age-old practice of banging your dead wife may be resurrected in Egypt,...
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How (& How NOT) to Fondle His Balls -- the Art of Testicle Play
April 25, 2012 in After Dark LA
John Kasawa / FreeDigitalPhotos.netPlay with these. Ladies, if men's balls baffle you, you're not alone. I have no idea what to do with them, and I'm considered an expert in sex....
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Austrian Village of 'Fucking' to Vote for F*cking Name Change
April 20, 2012 in After Dark LA
The happiest place on earth.Residents of Fucking aren't fucking around these days, and they don't want you to, either. After years of global ridicule, prank calls and regional vandalism, locals...
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Brit Woman Guilty of Assault for Attempting to Bite Off Lover's Penis
April 19, 2012 in After Dark LA
sscreations / FreeDigitalPhotos.netDo not pass Go, Psycho. Do not collect 200 dollars. Attention guys: Don't piss off a chick, or you may end up losing your dick. On Monday, now-infamous English penis...
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5 Top Tips for Expert Analingus (aka Rimming, Salad Tossing, Butt Eating)
April 16, 2012 in After Dark LA
luigi diamanti / FreeDigitalPhotos.netOpen wide! I love eating out assholes. Literally, I'm referring to the man's most precious posterior pucker, and not figuratively to his piss-poor personality trait. For those of...
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Esquire Sex Study Reveals Men's Secret Sex Habits
April 06, 2012 in After Dark LA
photostock / FreeDigitalPhotos.netOnline survey says.... Women, the wait is over. All of your burning relationship questions have finally been answered. Wanna know what your man is secretly thinking without you having...
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7 Tips for Better Toilet Etiquette (Hint: Guys, Put the Seat Down)
April 03, 2012 in After Dark LA
David Castillo Dominici / FreeDigitalPhotos.netTell him how you really feel. Living with the opposite sex isn't easy. Both genders possess domestic idiosyncrasies that drive our mates wild, and not in a...
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