Ew. Please don't.

One of those sex toy companies that makes disemboweled body parts with fuckable orifices has struck again, this time clearly inspired by the beautiful Photoshopped bodies of pregnant celebrities that we can't seem to escape.

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You met along train tracks. Who needs names?

Sex with a stranger often falls in everyone's top 5 fantasy list, but odds are it holds a particularly significant standing in women's lustful wish list. I'm not talking rape scenarios -- that's got its own special spot in many of our minds -- but simple no-strings-attached fucking with someone you don't know, don't care to find out, and will never see again.

And it goes beyond the turn-on of acting like a slut in secret -- there's more to this imaginary sex scenario than being "dirty" and doing something your parents, pastors and house cats would disapprove of.

Dr. Hernando Chaves, a Beverly Hills psychotherapist and clinical sexologist, told AfterDarkLA that there are more aspects to this fantasy than meet the eye, including sense of danger, empowerment and letting go of control.

It's one of those things that, should I fail to share it with the world, will leave me lying sleepless and alone, clawing at the walls with guilt. For this historic and artistic find, which was first alerted to us by our main ho over at Gawker , will surely make you the star at your next dinner party, or possibly even grant you some kind of academic achievement award should you choose it as the focus of your final dissertation.

An ancient Japanese scroll was discovered at Waseda University Library's online database depicting what can simply be described as a bunch of warriors farting on each other. And on buildings. Even on what looks like a cat.

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Human beings have near-endless ability to sexualize objects and experiences. Most people fall within a narrow band of erotic desires, but our Internet snooping has revealed smaller communities of people who get turned on by things that the vast majority would never, ever consider to be sexy. The following are 10 of the strangest fetishes we've found in literally minutes of in-depth research.