Steal This Look: The Other Lil Kim

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Kim Jong-Il, North Korean Dictator is straight up gangsta style, he admits to lovin many bitches and he's had way more people killed than Shug Knight. He drives a Benz and has a penchant for extravagances like lobster and Hennessy. He's big fan of the NBA (he even has a signed ball by Michael Jordan) and he's supposedly packin' the world's largest weapon. In three simple steps, you too can look like a Dear Leader.

1.) Tease your hair. Jong-Il admits to teasing his locks into a three inch bouffant to add extra height to his dimunitive 5'2 frame.
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2.) Wear Shades: Diddy, Please-Don't-Hurt -'Em-MC Hammer, Bono— Jong-Il too knows nothing says self-confidence like wearing shades— all the time. Please note the similarity to another dictator, Yoko Ono.

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3.) Get Yourself in Khaki Leisure Suit: There is something reminiscent of Tony Soprano and mob guys from Jersey in his matchy, matchy windbreaker Docker's combo. Nothing says "tough guy" like a leisure suit.

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