And I'm Telling You...

Thank god for Andre Leon Talley. After enduring E!s super-geeky/freaky coverage of the Oscars red carpet last night, we switched over to ABC's own, and the Vogue columnist was definitely a breath of fresh air, talking fashion and film in a fabulous way that only a flamboyant gay man can.

Our only criticism. It looks like Talley was actually with Jennifer Hudson when she and Oscar de La Renta came up with that hideous Paliament/Funkadelic gold bolero jacket. Leon, ya had to know that thing wasn't chic, it was cheap.

Anyway, here's my picks for Best and Worst Dressed. I think the mainstream media actually kinda all agree this year, which probably means we're all being brainwashed by fashion magazines. Oh well, until another Cher comes around...

Best

Reese Witherspoon- Sexy mama!
Nicole Kidman- Like a big, gorgeous kitty cat.
Penelope Cruz- Princess and the P.
Helen Mirren- A royal babe.
Celene Dion- Made us green with envy.
Jennifer Lopez- Pretty, pregnant-looking, but pretty.

Worst

Meryl Streep- The devil should have worn Gucci!
Beyonce- Her mom's taste has rubbed off... too much.
Jennifer Hudson- Gichee Gichee ya ya da da...
Kirsten Dunst- Boooring!
Anne Hathaway- Doilees are not sexy.

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