Ryan Seacrap flaps & flashes

I can take him on American Idol, but when E!'s golden boy gets on the red carpet the verbal diarhea is downright embarrasing. I'll take Isaac Mizahri feeling up starlets over Seacrest's creepy oggling and suggestive remarks any day. Well, actually maybe not. This shit is hilarious! Here's just a few of the comments Ry has made on E!'s Academy Awards pre-show so far today...
Is there a dirty side to Helen (Miren)? I bet she's naughty! -To Michael Sheen, who played Tony Blair in The Queen.
The most exclusive traffic jam in history! -describing a limo shot.
Is there too much self-importance at this event? - J-Lo and Marc Anthony.
What did you do today? Did you spa? Did you workout?- To Penelope Cruz.
It's like hottie after hottie!- as Jessica Biel approaches.
Aren't you dressing up as a woman soon? Tell me... I wanna know everything! -To John Travolta
I"m 5'9" and 140 lbs! -???

Ew, he just flashed his Calvins!

Back with more later.

--------