Joe Joe's World

The other day I got an email - a company called Joe Joe Productions is throwing a glittering bash at the Playboy Mansion on June 23. Boys get in so long as they're rich,  girls get in so long as they're hot. The Kandyland bash, which they're calling 'The MOST Outrageous Party of the Summer', will be populated by 600 studs who paid $1500 a ticket for four hours of fun (that's $375 an hour). For that, they get to mingle among a crowd of luscious 'hand-picked ladies', selected by JoeJoe and his team. That's right, if you're a girl and you want to go, you have to undergo a strict vetting process. Any 'Elegant Lady' who wants to attend Kandyland for free needs to go to www.KarmaKandyland.com, click on "Delicious Ladies", fill out the contact info (assuming they can spell, that is) and upload their hottest photos. If you're hot  - you're in. If you're homely, you stay home and play with your cats. Here's  what you'll miss:

"Kandyland II will have even more sexy treats, cellophane (see through) wrapped girls passing candy drinks, there will be desserts and chocolate fountains, painted ladies, cyber girls, girls swimming on the Kandy islands in the pools..."

Joe Joe Promotions also runs Thursday nights at Social, previously Thursday nights at Cabana, Saturdays at Vanguard - and they did Lindsey Lohan's party at the Saddle Ranch last year. If you visit the Joe Joe Promotions' MySpace page, you'll see that the LA Times, Associated Press and la.com think he's something of a nightlife king, a jock-turned-smooth operator who started throwing parties for his friends ten years ago while on a sports scholarship at UCLA. JoeJoe invites you to visit his personal MySpace page because "there is more to me than clubs, events and glitz and glamor! Believe it or not, I'm a real person" he says.

 I'm intrigued, so I visit his page. Turns out that JoeJoe may seem like a Hollywood douchebag, but is actually an entirely different person. Under the Prada shades and the cologne lies a sensitive little fella. One who just wants to be loved. "It is essential that in a relationship somebody expresses their feelings verbally and constantly for me," he writes. "It makes me feel good, its like aural ecstasy to me. You can buy me a Learjet, but it wouldn't equal just saying "I love you," or "I miss you."

He then adds:

"I pick my nose sometimes, mostly in the car."

We learn that JoeJoe originally wanted to be in the FBI, that he likes wearing women's accessories, that his clothes always have to match and that he's "addicted to tattoos, despite only having 3. (Buddhist Chant on left wrist, Tibetan Sanskrit on my right wrist and a white star in my ear)."

And:

"I used to weigh 265lbs. all muscle. I benched 470lbs! Now I can bench 225 on a good day. I was a fucking meat head!"

Some things change, and some things will always stay the same...right, Joe Joe?

http://joejoepromotions.com

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