Paris Cuffed

Brilliant PR tie-in of the week--

PARIS CUFFED!

Just got a press release with the above subject line for the Linz hangbag line. The bags feature "police grade" handcuffs and chains and apparently Mz. Hilton bought 'em in every color, way before her arrest.

And while some might find it ironic, we're not suprised girlfriend likes her cuffs. Sex tapes, naked celly pics... C'mon, everyone knows she's a kinky pinky!

She's probably not getting a cut for her endorsement of the carry-alls, but the latest is, the Simple-ton will be getting a cool mil for her prison diaries. Oh the injustice...

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