Touched By A Tranny

We've been calling plus-size punny (lad)y Jackie Beat our "favorite drag queen" for years (and that's saying something... we know a lot of crossdressers!) and once again, the droll diva proves she's got bigger balls than all the rest with this brilliant parody of Mariah Carey (Cannon)'s "Touch My Body."

It's all over the web for good reason, but we gotta say, we've seen Beat without the warpaint, and believe us, she's much more attractive than this video might lead you to believe. Mariah without her lashes, gloss, highlighter -and yes retouchers- not so sure.

Anyway, check out Beat in her lash-o-licious glory on her website and on the fabulous new, feel good pay service site www.dailydragqueenaffirmations.com.

Photog Austin Young, who directed the above clip tells us he'll be premiering his latest work "The Worm, Episode 9" at Hollywood Blvd gallery World of Wonder's new art show ("Dial M For Madonna") celebrating the Material Girl herself on May 21.

It's from a short video series in which Mariah, Britney and Madonna turn into a giant worm that's let loose onto the unsuspecting citizens of L.A. Check out earlier episodes here.