Men of Mortuaries--The Perfect Stocking Stuffer

What could be better than a mortuary calendar with hot funeral industry men for each month? Not a whole lot, that's what. What is Men of Mortuaries? I'm not sure. It's something to do with charity and cancer. However, I'm too distracted by the buff guys who want to comfort me in my time of grief. You can apply to be in the calendar as well. If you're accepted, you'll get a little bio blurb like the other men. Perhaps it will say something like "Meet Chuck. He enjoys carpentry, taking his shirt off and working with dead people."