Oh man. Steve Wozniak is going to be on Dancing With the Stars
. I don't watch the show, but they've now found the one star that would make me start. Wozniak co-founded Apple Computers with Steve Jobs. I wonder if they tried to get Jobs to dance as well. Or Bill Gates. That would have been the ultimate geek showdown. As it is, the Woz will be battling Lil' Kim, Denise Richards, Jewel, Belinda Carlisle and David Alan Grier. Can you say "insanity"? New season starts March 9.