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[Awkward silence]

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Groundlings Enchanted Forest is one of 11 plays being reviewed this week. Photo courtesy of The Groundlings

Check back here on Monday afternoon for the latest NEW THEATER REVIEWS of Lillian Hellman's Little Foxes at the Pasadena Playhouse; Cymbeline at the Will Geer Theatricum Botanicum; Cole Porter's Red Hot and Blue! at The Whitefire Theatre in North Hollywood; Chris Covics' makover of Macbeth, here called The Sticking Place at The Unknown Theatre; A Grand Guignol Cabaret at the Gardner Stages in Hollywood; Michael Patrick Spillers Always and Forever at Casa 0101 in East L.A.; Hugh Whitemore's Breaking the Code at the Chandler Studio Theatre; Joe DiPietro's Over the River and Through the Woods at the Lonny Chapman Group Repertory Theatre; Lope de Vega's Madness in Valencia presented by Sacred Fools Theatre Company; and NeedTheater's production of Philip Ridley's Mercury Fur, at the Imagined Life Theater.

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What do you say to Prop. 8?

Mito Aviles and ChadMichael Morrisette, the two West Hollywood designers who hung Sarah Palin in effigy on their roof, have another installation up in protest of the California Supreme Court's recent decision to uphold Proposition 8, which bans gays from getting married. The installation is once again on the roof of their home. A male mannequin (tight jeans, tight tee, arms akimbo) wears an anti-Prop. 8 shirt that reads "Legalize Gay!" He "screams at the top of his lungs," the designers explain. Or would, if mannequins could scream.

Plastic forms can't scream, but people--outraged members and supporters of the LGBT community in particular--can. "The state of California, in short, has categorized us as second class citizens," says Aviles. "This is an outrage...we are the last minority group to still have our rights be subject for discussion. When will our full rights be given to us? When are we going to stop being the black sheep of California's constitution? In light of [the] decision we all are sharing the same sentiment, FUCK THAT!!!"

Accordingly, a sign atop their chimney now reads, "Fuck That!"

Yes. Exactly.

You probably wouldn't recognize the actor as he sits down to eat a burger at Mel's Diner, but if you

Young Vic Mignogna in Star Trek cosplay

The latest NEW THEATER REVIEWS are embedded within this week's COMPREHENSIVE THEATER LISTINGS; also, see this week's THEATER FEATURE on Elephant Man at Andak Stage Company

4 X 4

Adelina Anthony in Jotalogues.
Photo courtesy of Highways

Highways Performance Space presents 4X4 - performances by Adelina Anthony, Reina Alejandro Pradio, Yosimar Reyes and R. Ernie Silva.

Silva's Heavy Like the Weight of a Flame is the serio-comic autogiographical story of a street kid from Brooklyn.

Prado's Whipped! concerns a "good Mexican girl, caught in a time warp of 1950s ideals of deomsticity and womanhood, who enters the worlds of Eartha Kitt and fetish culture.

Anthony's Jotalogues is part of a full-length solo performance that tackles ingergenerational conversationals among queer Latia/os.

And Reyes performs a work from his new collection For Colored Boys Who Speak Softly.

Friday and Saturday, June 5-6, 8:30 p.m. at Highways, 1651 18th Street Santa Monica. (310) 315-1459.

In college, I knew a guy who only liked girls with glasses. Every gal to him looked better in spectacles. It didn't matter if she was pretty, ugly, old, young, short, tall, big or small--if she had prescription lenses, she became instantly 10 points hotter. Eventually, this guy became my boyfriend. When we first started going out, I had 20-20 vision. I worried that he wasn't attracted to me. "But I don't wear eyeglasses," I said.

"Not yet," he said.

Anyway, this latest offering in the world of sexy librarian chic fetishes, The Pretty Girls With Nerdy Glasses Appreciation Society, is sort of the fashion model version of that aesthetic. The girls are indeed pretty. Do the glasses make them more so? I'm not sure.

A random girl from The Pretty Girls WIth Nerdy Glasses Appreciation Society

Skull Bread, a.k.a. "Night of the Living Bread" by Noah Scalin

Noah Scalin loves skulls. Loves. Skulls. He is 37 years old, lives in Richmond Virginia, and runs the socially conscious design consulting firm Another Limited Rebellion. He is known for his Skull-A-Day project, which consists of a website (followed by a book) wherein he posted a photo of one skull every day for a year. (See the original numbers 1 through 122 here.) He made the skulls. Then other people started making and sending him skulls.

He's made them out of tofu, and turnips, and styrofoam cups, and sugar cubes, and avocados, and beer cans, and bread, and yarn, and rice. He's even made them out of eggs.

Nope.

Erin Broadley

Gary Busey joins the cast of Point Break Live! on stage

During the performance Busey clearly enjoyed himself, cheering and heckling from the front row, wearing his "survival kit" rain poncho, and even picking up a cap gun and Super Soaker to join the cast members for the show's final shoot-out. I joined the cast backstage after the show for what was an epic night in Point Break Live! history.

View more photos in the "L-I-V-I-N: Dazed and Confused @ Hollywood Forever Cemetery" slideshow.

Shannon Cottrell

Contemplating if they should try to wait in the long line.