Forget Booth Babes: A Tribute To Real People of Comic-Con 2009
With the running around from panel to party to panel, and all the attention paid to organizing booths and securing the perfect Storm Trooper costume, Comic-Con was exhausting and seemed to be the last place that anyone was having sex. Curiosity got the best of us so we asked people on the floor one question, "Do you ever get laid?" because you'd be surprised. Here are the best responses, like "Why don't you ask my wife?" and "That question is not applicable considering I am cosplaying a 12-year-old boy," as well as a few candidates (ourselves included) for the most untapped attendee at Comic-Con '09.
OH: "Those two NEVER get laid" as they walked by. Hence. 
If we're going to be porking a Skeletor in this economy, he better be an employed Skeletor.
Pie. 'Nuf said. 
"A rhombus is the kind of rectangle a bitch would draw." That's kind of hot, actually. 
If this guy can't stay away from Wesnoth long enough to concentrate on a panel... 
Olivia Munn is a hostess on Attack of the Show and also in Playboy this month. She was present at the time.
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