Human Centipede: Play Along At Home
Surely by now you've heard of The Human Centipede, the extreme twist on torture porn that's taking the nation by storm (or, at least, sold out enough midnight shows at the Nuart that it expanded to three theaters last weekend)? If you love the idea of a horror film loosely inspired by an old-school video game but would prefer to not watch a film guaranteed to make you nauseous for the entirety of its running time, now you can play Human Centipede at home! In this mashup of the movie and the beloved game, you play the mad German doctor, who has to use his rifle to keep the ass-to-mouth monstrosity he created from seeking its revenge. Finally, a Human Centipede the whole family can enjoy.