10 Bizarre Portraits of Ellen DeGeneres
That's exactly how it happened: Ellen came floating into our lives on a scallop shell. Just like that Botticcelli guy painted that naked lady that one time. Painting by Matt Mattox
1. Norman Rockwell vs. Norma Cockwell
Sorry, Norman, this is the new Americana. Get with it -- it's Ellen and Portia, not Dolores and Eddie. Portrait by Shelly J. Cox.