10 Bars Most Likely to Get You Laid in L.A.

andres.barcelo

The best bar in LA is SMASH it's located at 234 Sunset BLVD. in WEST Hollywood. There a fire breathers, elephants, coke sniffers and those burly black burlesque bodyguards that are all the rage this year. Come on down the music is popping,.

They also offer a variety of hard drugs, heroin, smack, meth, loosy goosies, pink shell, anal probe and many more.

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Davin Singh Alexandre

Liz, you remember all the bars from last year's list? Someone's trying to get laid...

Liz Yi

This is the same list as last year, no? Recycled article.

Jose Alejandro Murillo

Leykis 101

Joey Wyatt

it is L.A. we know L.A. girls by now .. they like to let em drop to their ankles these days...its 2013..get sum

Justin Shelton

No Griffin?

Amii Flanagan

seriously!!! this is insanity! we live in 2013....ya can't just jump into the sack w/folks people!!! and shame on you LA Weekly for encouraging loss of dignity and self respect!!!

David Fair Jr

No hamburger Mary's?

Alex Alleruzzo

I called it... Short Stop hahaa

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Ryan Bonvouloir

the backtage is on this list! thats epic. Literally walking distance from where I used to live

Blahblah

This article is kinda silly. Bars that get you laid? First, anyone who thinks that they can go to a strip club to get laid is an idiot. This is a list of cool bars. What gets you laid has nothing to do with the place.

Guest

The best bar to get laid at is Seven on 7th and Grand Ave in Downtown Los Angeles. I get laid every time I go there and I been going there for the past 5-6 years. The boss, bar staff and security is hella cool and always hooks me up. I been all over the world and I've partied at the best night clubs and bars all over the world but Seven is one of my favorites. I like it because it's not full of the superficial wanna be in crowd of Hollywood/ West LA/ LA; pun intended. It's small so your chances of bumping into and grinding against a gorgeous lady are very high. BTW, President Obama for President 2012 bitches!

Hal

Hollywood would be the last place I'd go, then again, I don't drink anymore and haven't for quite some time now, so no need for bars, plus the chances going way up for STDs. Bars are a complete waste of money anyway.

DILBERT McDOOFUS

i would have to get xxxxfaced drunk before i would consort with any of the so-called lovlies displayed in these pictures and i can't drink that much. you guys can have my share.

DILBERT McDOOFUS

no thanks, i'll pass

Fred

Scary.

Eder St Cool

None of these bars will ever get you laid. If anything this list gave me cool new bars to try out.

Valerie

i've gotten laid many times on wednesday nights when they play stripper music.

Loveyaya04

Anyone going to a bar or club to hopefully get laid is pathetic and no mother would be proud! Grow some decency people and maybe throw in a moral or two, ewwww!!

mark.

umm haha whered you get the picture you used for the cover of this article? cause its super old and im in it....

Lina Lecaro

At A&K? I took it. It's from a LAW slideshow I did a lil over a year ago.

Stephen Roullier

Hey, that photo of the Short Stop up there is mine. Not sure how you came by it, but it would be nice to at least receive credit.

Lina Lecaro

Hi Stephen! Not sure what Robert is talking about, but we always link back to pics that are posted on public sites such as Yelp, where I got the image from (see the Yelp link in the credit). I just checked the link and unfortunately it is broken however, so I will fix and add your name asap. Thanks! :)

Stephen Roullier

I don't see this photo on the Short Stop Yelp page, and I'm pretty sure I've never uploaded anything to Yelp.

Patrick_mayorga

quit being a little bitch n trying to take credit for LA. who cares who took what!!!

Stephen Roullier

OK, thanks - I'll take it up with them on FB.

Lina Lecaro

The photo was from The Short Stop's Facebook page and there was no credit listing who took the shot. I have added the link in credit.

Lina Lecaro

Hmm. Looking into this. In the meantime I've added your credit. Thanks!

Robert Goodwin

That's not how LA Weekly/Voice Media does things. They pretty much operate like a junior high school essay in terms of attribution and professionalism, but like a coast-to-coast nationwide publication in terms of budget and distribution.

Carol

Unless you don't care about looks when you're getting laid; these bars haven't been good booty bars since 2008.

Fernwoner

Lol if you are who I think you are you shouldn't be going out any more

Analyst

This is where white trash is created.

Andy

And as of now all these bars will be flooded with horny dudes and are least likely to get you laid.

Kali

A bar that Greg Dulli owns being number one is SO appropriate.

Muggle

wait, which ones do you NOT get wartz at, and which ones do you not get herpes at?

Russ

The short stop is a great bar. I will definitely try to check out a few of these.

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MTkill_a_manJaro

ive been to the short stop and as much as i love it, i dont agree with the getting laid part. i can see how ive you wanted to f*** in a public venue it'd be easier to do in there because its so dark but since its also loud in there, IMO, its kind of where i'd take a date that i dont want to look at.

Lunachick

place is pretty grimey, right? Ive been there plenty of times. Sometimes the music is good, sometimes its downright awful. most dudes just stand around and stare...not in a good way. If you get laid here, be sure to get a medical check up the very next day