10 Condom Reviews for the Well-Endowed Man

By LA Weekly Thu., Feb. 9 2012 at 6:30 AM

Categories: Sex

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No one feels all that sorry for a guy whose "problem" is a huge cock. But when that guy tries to do the right thing and practice safe sex, finding a condom that doesn't feel like a choke hold can be a challenge.

One of the main problems: One size does not fit all. Sure, condoms are stretchy, but penises are subject to even more variation, and if you're anywhere outside the range that condom manufacturers consider average, all you get for your trouble is an angry red ring at the base of your shaft.

Labels don't help much. Condom makers aren't required to provide specific numbers on their packaging, although they are permitted to use phrases like "XXL" or "thinnest ever!"

How large is "large"? How thin is "ultrathin"?

Our friend Mr. Big knows this problem all too well. He measures 6 1/8 inches long by 6 9/16 inches around, measured multiple times and verified by his girlfriend. According to data from condom brand LifeStyles, those dimensions put him at the 79th percentile in length -- and, more importantly, the 99th percentile in girth. (Yes, girls, you heard that right: We said 99th.)

As a public service to readers of the Weekly, this pair agreed to test-drive a variety of condoms, most of which claim to be made for the bigger-than-average man. They tried two normal ones for comparison and ruled out "custom-made" varieties because the measuring charts showed they were far too small in circumference.

Here's what they found, on a scale of 1 to 10 -- with 10 being equivalent to the joys of condom-free sex.

One 576

Rating: 3
Fit: Way too tight. Killed sensation.
Notes: Normal-sized condom. Felt like winter in Cleveland. Couldn't come, couldn't focus. Had to go with an oral finish.

Vivid Studded

Rating: 3.5
Fit: Like wearing a rubber band around a sock.
Notes: Threw an "enhanced" condom into the mix, but the studs that were supposed to provide extra excitement just made her itch. This normal-sized condom wasn't quite as tight, but still felt like wearing a sock to fuck a sock.

Trojan Magnum

Rating: 5.5
Fit: Better fit, but not enough sensation.
Notes: The Magnum series tapers outward from base to peak to heighten sensation, but the material felt thick. Didn't come, but maybe could have, maybe, if dog hadn't gone on a barking jag. Oral finish.

LifeStyles Skyn Large

Rating: 5.5
Fit: Slightly better fit, although still too snug at base and tip.
Notes: Couldn't come, but got close -- with a lot of work. Oral finish.

Trojan Magnum Thin

Rating: 6
Fit: Too snug at base, but the outward taper of this style worked its magic -- insofar as any condom has magic.
Notes: Now we're getting there. Not nearly as nice as unsheathed sex, but good enough for orgasm if focused and purposeful.

Tags:

condoms, sex advice

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