5 Least Romantic Valentine's Day Dates in L.A.
2. Smoggy with a chance of severed heads
You've probably heard the exciting news that body parts have been found in the luscious Hollywood Hills recently, which is even more reason to keep your loved ones close and your whistles closer. Walk or saddle up to the Hollywood Sign via the many Griffith Park trails available to the public and enjoy a horse manure-scented experience for two. Entry to Griffith Park during daylight hours at 730 Crystal Springs Drive.
1. Solid as a rock[ing chair]
Valentine's Day is the perfect opportunity to steer clear of knocking boots and start thinking about spending your boring, old days together in rocking chairs. L.A.'s Rocking Chair Store has every kind of rocking chair, glider and ottoman you could imagine for your mothball-scented future. Practice sitting and being fed soft food next to the love of your life, utilize a stable young store clerk to help you up, or even just sit and rock the day away while you nap in the storefront sun. L.A. Rocking Chair Store, 304 S. La Brea Ave.