Top 10 Strip Clubs in Los Angeles

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So you're curious to go to a strip club, but unless your buddy is a regular and brings you along, how are you going to pick which one? Yelp? Give me a break.

Thankfully for you, our L.A. Weekly experts have compiled the top 10 strip clubs in L.A. But don't get too excited -- save it for the girls.

Nanette Gonzales
10. Rouge
Rouge is the kind of behemoth strip club that makes you lose all sense of time and place, with five private dance areas and enough seating on the main floor for all of the bachelor parties, ever. The plush red velvet furniture in this Van Nuys strip emporium likely will remind you of opulence, which in turn will remind you of how much money you're shelling out to bear witness to these goddesses of nighttime nudity, which you should try to quickly forget. --Jessica P. Ogilvie

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Rouge Gentlemen Club

14626 Raymer St., Van Nuys, CA

Category: Music

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Candy Cat Too

6816 Winnetka Ave., Los Angeles, CA

Category: Music

Crazy Girls

1433 N. La Brea Blvd., Los Angeles, CA

Category: General

Fantasy Island

11434 W. Pico Blvd., Los Angeles, CA

Category: Music

Jumbo's Clown Room

5153 Hollywood Blvd., Los Angeles, CA

Category: Music

Seventh Veil

7180 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA

Category: Music

Cheetah's

4600 Hollywood Blvd., Los Angeles, CA

Category: General

Deja Vu Showgirls

7350 Coldwater, North Hollywood, CA

Category: Music

4 Play Gentleman's Club

2238 Cotner Ave., Los Angeles, CA

Category: General

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30 comments
Gus Hudson
Gus Hudson

strip clubs suck in LA....go to Portland Or for the real deal...

Gary Randall Trafford
Gary Randall Trafford

i guess cutting your legs cut off at sam's gets them cut off the list. THE HOF"

Alexandra Datig
Alexandra Datig

Some men only feel powerful when they see a woman vulnerable and trapped in the sex industry. A "win" lose mentality where the victimization of women is exploited and shamed. Some call that "a choice", in reality it is called slavery because there is no equality.

Bryan Kim
Bryan Kim

gotta tip the strippers with 2 dolla bills

Bryan Kim
Bryan Kim

its all about sams hofbrau, yo

Octavia Dahl
Octavia Dahl

Creepy shit. Hope no more strippers get shot by creepy dudes like the one at Spearmint Rhino.

Jimmy Townsend
Jimmy Townsend

The top ten strip clubs in LA are all in Portland, OR.

hightofsight
hightofsight

if i want to see a bunch of nude ladies i just go to CrownCams.com

smittyaj12
smittyaj12

@hightofsightBO-RING!!!  Not to mention lame.  Not everything in this modern day and age can be substituted with technology.  Way better seeing STRIPPERS in person as opposed to a computer screen WEBCAM "MODEL".  What a pathetic way to advertise.  Obviously, I'm not the only one who feels this way, or you'd be busy making money as a cam girl instead of posting free ads for Crown Cams.

Liisa Lee
Liisa Lee

Wow LA Weekly - how sad and lame - your issues are showing.

Perkins Gary
Perkins Gary

But your on FB so your comment makes no sense?

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

They are a money pit, there are better ways to spend your money and get actual results but not on FB, use Google...

Esteban Arjona
Esteban Arjona

Im a sexualy deprived guy but strip clubs are a money pit.

Perkins Gary
Perkins Gary

That's because you don't have a penis and i am guessing you're not married because that is the ultimate price to pay for an erection

Joy Krautsch
Joy Krautsch

I don't understand paying for an erection.

wolfmann4u
wolfmann4u

I was in a club paying $5 for a beer when I bought a lady a beer it was $10 a beer ?

El Tecolote
El Tecolote like.author.displayName 1 Like

No hot blooded male genuine strip club aficionado would go near 8 of the 10 clubs listed here after a first taste.  The list was compiled by women and it shows.  These are the clubs where women and the hip scenesters feel comfortable.  Real strip clubs in contemporary L.A.are about erection building (and sometimes relief).  The era of strip clubs being about "fantasy" is long over in SoCal.  Strip clubs are about action that consummates the visual tease.  The clubs on this list are for pussies and limp dicks. 

anonlulz
anonlulz

tell us how you REALLY feel

gurliegurl
gurliegurl

Star Garden is North Hollywood's club to go to!!!  Should have made the list

wetcasements
wetcasements

Is it true that there's no sex in the champagne room?

Donkey
Donkey like.author.displayName 1 Like

These Club are the ones that everyone should stay away from...

bb79
bb79

Who in the hell compiled this list?????

Chuckusruckus
Chuckusruckus

nice advertorial...how a bout a disclaimer next time?

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