Fuck SXSW: 10 Ways to Re-Create It in Los Angeles

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Raymond M.

South by Southwest (or just "South by" if you're cool and/or in a fake hurry) is well under way, with the interactive and film portions kicking off last weekend and the biggest draw, the music, just beginning.

Couldn't make it all the way to Texas? Fuck it. For those of us left behind, we bring you the guide to re-creating SXSW here in Los Angeles. It's easier than you think, probably just as fun, and definitely not as much of a hassle.

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Jennifer Conley
10. Corporate Lounges
SXSW may have the Microsoft Lounge, AT&T Lounge, Alcatel-Lucent Trend Lounge (swanky!), Samsung Blogger Lounge and Dell Lounge, but Los Angeles has a bunch of corporate lounges, too. Like our own Samsung Lounge at the corner of Wilshire and La Brea. So get your laptop, toss a velvet throw pillow on the concrete and blog around that old building with the obnoxious eyesore of a Samsung sign sitting high atop its roof.

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NO's facebook page
9. The Music
Lest we forget that Coachella is just a guitar pick's throw away, here are a few shows in the next few weeks of bands that your friends from high school will be spinning in three years when they're done listening to Kings of Leon. Along with playing at SXSW, NO is at the Echo every Monday this month, Islands at the Bootleg on Wed., March 14, Big Deal/2:54 at the Echo on Tues., March 20, and Sharon Van Etten/The War on Drugs at Avalon on March 20.

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Apple website
8. Gadget Desperation and Tech Analyzation
"So are you gonna upgrade to an iPad 3?" "iPhone 5 -- curved screen or what?" "Check out this app my friend designed..." "This Instagram? No filter. Seriously dude -- no filter." "Hey Britta! Cool blog post about big data." "Those headphones are the shit." There's no shortage of tech talk at SXSW, so for this we suggest heading over to an Apple store, finding a 24-year-old with a cool, spiky backpack and neon hair who most likely owns a million-dollar start-up company and start talking shop. 

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stankonia20
stankonia20

"South by has food...L.A. has food too! South by has hipsters...L.A. has hipsters too!" - uhhhhhh ok.

shithouserat
shithouserat

If you are writing from experience....from having actually attended SXSW... then I think you just totally missed it. SXSW is one of the great conferences that brings together people from three industries, music, film, and the internet, and gives them a forum to meet and exchange ideas. You, on the other hand, seem to have spent your time there worrying about total horse shit. However, you did a great service to point out to folks in LA that some great bands who are playing in Austin can been seen and heard locally. Meanwhile, let me give a shout out to Austin,  LA loves ya. Great town, great people. SXSW is unique and could happen in no other town but Austin.

Naturalmagick
Naturalmagick

When my band played there in 1994 they were talking about how it had gone way to corporate. It still sounds like an amazing experience to be had in a great city that has always supported their Music their clubs & their restaurants

sinnerG7
sinnerG7

Austin is a great town . SRV&Eric Johnson are just 2 of many reasons why.Kinda sounds like SXSW has become a victim of it's own success though.I no longer enjoy seas of humanity.Best to check out Austin when there aren't thousands of wanna-be hipsters there.and besides if I need to see wanna-be hipsters I'll just look outside.I live in Silverlake they're a dime a dozen in these parts

morgana
morgana

Ha! John Mayer is beautiful.

Nice to see someone not taking this music festival too seriously...

Max Levine
Max Levine

You didn't mention how Texans are huge assholes. Fortunately someone below has done that for you. Maybe I'll cancel my flight and and hit up Echo Park.

Susita
Susita like.author.displayName 1 Like

Fuck you Jacy!!!! LA nor any other city will ever match SXSW. It's the favor of Austin that makes 'South-by' - opps, I'm not even cool or 'in a fake hurry' (and where the FUCK did THAT come from anyway? I'm a 57 year old female that is proud to call Austin my home, proud to have SXSW in my backyard each year. Jacy, while you're fucking yourself, go ahead and stick LA up your ass... and in your spare time you can 're-create' SXSW. 

trplaces
trplaces like.author.displayName 1 Like

Are they out of weed there in Austin? Chill out, yo. It's an art & culture blog, everything's gonna be okay.

Bojorco
Bojorco

 How do corporate boxes that the overwhelming majority of us will never see the inside of count as "attractions"?

Heather Thompson
Heather Thompson

Grilled cheesuses can be fund in abundance at the Grilled Cheese Invitational www.grilledcheeseinvitational...., which is coming up in April. The best local chefs, both amateur and professional, compete to make the best sammiches. 

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