Diana Lado Gets Paid to Simply Be Cool

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Simone Paz
Diana Lado

As Diana Lado takes a shallow drag from the cigarette she bummed outside Palihouse in West Hollywood, I ask her why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just get her own apartment. Lohan has recently been kicked out of the Chateau Marmont, and when I met Lado at the Chateau a few days prior, she'd called the place a favorite hangout. I figure she might know.

Her bright green eyes flash in my direction. She probably does know. But Lado simply says, through a sultry Castilian accent, "Lindsay is a very, very nice girl."

Lado knows better than to gossip with me. That wouldn't be good for her image, and her image is everything.

Diana Lado is a socialite. At least, that's how her publicist, Laura Gimbert, initially refers to her. But it's not exactly what Lado, who's in her late 20s, calls herself. Like "hipster," "socialite" is not a label anyone uses reflexively.

Instead, Lado's business card from Freixenet sparkling wine identifies her as a "Brand Ambassador and Cool Hunter," terms equally vague but perhaps more professional-sounding.

Essentially she's a spokeswoman for the cava maker, but certainly not the kind who wears a company T-shirt or hands out coupons. It's more that she's the coolest girl in the room, and she drinks Freixenet. And Freixenet hopes that enhances their brand.

Say Lado is at a party, Gimbert explains to me, "and she sees Josh Harnett sitting there. She'll go and buy a bottle for him."

"And thank him. I'll thank him for coming," Lado interjects.

"And she'll be with him, drinking the bottle she just gave him," Gimbert continues.

For that, Freixenet pays her a fairly hefty sum of money. Gimbert wouldn't disclose the amount, but she says Lado earns as much as she did as a successful attorney in Barcelona, from which she originally hails.

Lado says she gave up that career because it didn't suit her personality. She moved to London and fell into the social scene, and from there, this new career was born. All of it happened "organically," Lado says. It's a word she uses often.

Back at the party -- a Smoke & Mirrors pop-up affair led in part by her friend and fellow socialite Wade Crescent, who's DJing -- we hang near the booth, drinking sparkling wine and chatting with Lado's acquaintances, who surround her.

Everyone looks good. Really good. There's not an extra ounce of fat or a sequin in sight. Lado is wearing a chic, clingy maxi dress. "It was a gift from the designer," she tells me.

Like Lado, seemingly every other person has an accent. I ask a British guy where he's from, and with a shrug he tells me he splits his time between L.A. and New York.

This is a tony affair, and you need to be invited by the organizers to get in. "If they don't know you, don't even bother," Lado says.

Halfway through her second glass, Lado tells me this is more than she usually drinks. She rarely smokes, either -- her yen tonight a product of the additional bubbly, she says. But she's off the clock, sort of. As much as she ever is at a party. She's not hosting it, and Freixenet, with whom she has a long-term contract, isn't sponsoring it.

But it's still important she's there. She needs to be seen at parties like this to maintain her status. It's part of her employer's expectation. In fact, they pay for it. Though I decline, she proffers drinks continually. "Don't worry, Freixenet will pay for it," she says.

One of Lado's friends offers her a refresher, and she sweetly asks for more Champagne. "But no prosecco," she adds, and off he goes, joking about the role reversal, since she's usually the bubbles bearer.

Lado then explains into my ear the difference between Champagne and prosecco. I can barely understand her over the music, but she says something about barrels and bottling. Her knowledge of the industry seems real.

The man returns with her drink and she takes a sip, then whispers to me, "He thinks I don't know this is prosecco," but graciously adds, "I will pretend I don't know" and sips some more.

Her responsibilities aren't always this light. In a few days Lado will be off to New York for Fashion Week, where she'll host the Freixenet Fashion Suite at the Dream Downtown hotel. The site was chosen on Lado's recommendation as an of-the-moment place.

Models, designers, celebrities and trendsetters will stop by on her invitation to mingle and sip Freixenet, and Lado will make sure they're photographed doing so. She'll also interview them on camera and upload the videos to her blog and YouTube channel.

The logistics of coordinating the fashion suite, however, were left up to others. There are producers who do that, she explains. She'll be there as the face.

Freixenet has paid for her plane ticket and accommodations, and arrangements have been made for her to borrow designer clothes for the week.

But Lado says she never requests freebies. A hotel may comp her just because of who she is, or a car company may lend her a car and a driver. "It happens organically," she says. "I never ask."

What she won't have is a responsibility to distribute a certain amount of bottles, or snap a certain number of photos, or drive attendance in the suite up to a certain number. It doesn't work that way. There are no goals to hit.

Lado says of Freixenet, "They don't tell me what to do because it wouldn't work. I don't report to them because, again, it wouldn't work." She needs them to trust her to know the cool people and places, and associate Freixenet with them. According to her, they do.

Freixenet has bankrolled Lado since 2008, and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. But what will become of Lado when her youth fades? "I don't know what's going to happen," she says, "but I guess everything will be good, because all this happened organically. Whatever will happen next, it will also happen organically."

She looks so confident, it's hard not to believe her.

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23 comments
SocialMaven
SocialMaven

This is low...of the writer. Nice job LAweekly.

wendy_hall_photograp
wendy_hall_photograp

I always found that the person dubbed the coolest person in any context is such subtext for the biggest a-hole. Not to hate on her, but if you had nothing to do with your time but discern what's chic to consume, cause after all this is all about making people buy something in the end, and the only thing you have to do is make sure you don't say anything bad about anyone famous as it may come back to haunt you, how possibly interesting and cool are you going to really be?  

rroman23
rroman23

According to LA Weekly, a so-called socialite with a publicist and a business card that says, “Brand Ambassador and Cool Hunter" who shills Spanish wine to famous people is “The Coolest Girl in the Room.”

Doesn’t say much for the room.

Says less for LA Weekly.

 

mc_lefty
mc_lefty

Someone born in Barcelona speaks Catalan first, Spanish second, and they would not speak in a Castilian accent since it is a different region of Spain. It is like saying someone from Georgia speaks in New York accent.

La.reader.99
La.reader.99

@mc_lefty Well not really, cadtilian (castellano) is the Spanish You sprak in Spain, all areas. So in catalunya you speak catalan and castellano

Mr.RichPeoples
Mr.RichPeoples like.author.displayName 1 Like

Another LA Weekly advertorial.

Ali_Trachta
Ali_Trachta moderator communitymanager

This is definitely not an advertorial.

harrymurkin
harrymurkin

..oh , and she should change her name to LAMO !

harrymurkin
harrymurkin like.author.displayName 1 Like

Oh Gawd , bitches like this are a dime a dozen in L.A. puhleeeeze.

Josh Dutch Schultz Gaitan
Josh Dutch Schultz Gaitan

what the factual fuck is this? A "cool hunter"? She reminds me of that one guy who tattooed "Mr. Cool Ice" all over his body (google search him if you must) A profound twat and a very bad joke. Being cool is something you are, it's not something you seek out or bloody well get cards made out of. I only read half of that article cause it seemed to be written by a preening cock who hung on her every word. I love the fact she boasts of making almost as much as an attorney yet needs to bum a fag off of someone. People like her are the reason people like me just want to watch the world burn. She may make more money than I, but will never be as cool.

Barry Lew
Barry Lew

Didn't Freixenet have those really corny commercials back in the 80's? Will she be shilling for Gallo next?

Rita Blaik
Rita Blaik

UGH. Bourgeois and disgusting...

Nicholas Pell
Nicholas Pell

Saying that you're cool is a pretty clear indicator that you're not very cool. Doubly so if it's on your business card. A friend of mine correctly pointed out that this article has a real "Versailles on the eve of the Revolution" quality about it. The ultra-wealthy in this country increasingly resemble the French aristocracy of the ancien regime. If anything, this is a profound sign of cultural decadence.

Jenna Scott
Jenna Scott

Wow, I wish we were all as cool as Lado.

Michael C. Burgess
Michael C. Burgess

Just changed my job title to "Brand Ambassador and Cool Hunter."

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