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Festival schmestival. The party scene that's emerged and evolved around the Coachella Music Fest has gotten nearly as huge and musically plentiful as the main event. This year, our Weekend 1 RSVP list consisted of no less than a dozen big-branded DJ-driven, swag-soaked soirees.

Did we make it to all of them? Of course not. But after hitting up about half, it was clear we'd seen all we needed to, at least when it came to the party peep heap. Indeed, Coachella parties always seem to have "types" you start to run into again and again, so much so that we often have to ask the scenesters we snap and rap with, "Did I meet you earlier?"

Here the Top 10 Types we got toasted with under the Palm Springs sun this weekend (at the Revolver/Dub Frequency/Club Called Rhonda Party at the Ace Hotel, the Armani Exchange Neon Carnival, Jeremy Scott's Adidas Party at the Frank Sinatra House, the Guess Party at the Viceroy and the Hard Rock Lounge at Zoso Hotel).

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With the temperature hovering around 65 degrees, it's safe to say it's officially winter here in L.A. And as the local climate gets cooler, the Coachella Valley is in its high season, in part because of almost-certain sunshine from December through May. But in recent years, Coachella has sadly become synonymous with just one thing: Coachella. The late-April hipster Mecca aside, we thought we'd give you 10 reasons to head east in the meantime, and not just to escape the so-called deep freeze.

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Coachella Friday was actually very easy breezy. Okay, we left Thursday night thereby avoiding most traffic and we spent a big chunk of yesterday poolside at the BPM party (which was supposed to be Smurf-themed but didn't exactly turn out that way... more on this in our Nightranger column next week!).

Still, the feel at the fest itself was carefree, and felt a lot like a warm-up for the weekend ahead. The music was heavy on the melodic vibe (our faves so far: The Verve, The Black Lips, The Dap Kings) and the fashions had a decidedly hippy feel (Jack Johnson fans we're sure). For more on the music see PLAY, but for a quick glance of Coachella style look below.

Gathering of the tribes: Dread-headed hippies brought the whole kit and caboodle for their Coachella nests.


Rainbow Bright: Colored hair and clothing helps Coachella fellas stand out in the crowds.

Alison Goldfrapp abandoned her glam minx guise for a more earthy, Hari Krishna look. Unfortunately, her vocals were as flighty as a her get-up.

Hot weather hotties: "The less, the better" was definitely the order of the day clothing-wise for lotsa ladies. These gals took it to an extreme, but they were actually quite nice. If you have the body, why not wear next to nothing? The cool thing about Coachella is, you can wear stuff like this and not really get harassed.

Did all the hippies go home last night? Or did they sweat it up in the campground only be grungier than ever today? We'll see, but either way, we're fully expecting to see a Revenge of the 80's free-for-all style-wise, inspired by the blaring prints of MIA and the Purple One's eclectic retro looks. Check here tomorrow for another glimpse.

Arguably the most interesting part of the Coachella experience is the drama of getting there and back, and what happens at night when the gates are closed. I had never been. My fears of large crowds and glo-sticks are too intense. But for the last few years I've been blessed with rolling updates from friends about their misadventures. Who got lost where? Who ran into who? Who got into who's after party? Who slept with who, where? This year, for my first trip to Coachella, my ride Travis Holcombe picks me up in Echo Park at 10:30 a.m. and says right off that as long as we make it in by 4:00 p.m., to see Hot Chip, we'll be fine. 4 p.m.? That's five-and-half hours. Uh-oh.

The drive is pleasant. We pass what appears to be a fresh, six-car collision in the super-fast carpool lane on the West I-10 right around Montclair. We talk about Osaka, the Monterrey scene, French electro, Los Super Elegantes, Cafe Tacuba, Diplo, being underwhelmed by London, exorbitant ticket prices for shows in Tokyo, and something called Baltimore Club. "What does it sound like?" I ask.

"It's the same tempo as house, like Ass 'n Titties, Detroit ghetto-tech, it's similiar, like Spank Rock."

First stop, a frightening new subdivision of identical stucco houses outside Palm Springs called Mountain Gate or something like that, to pick up Alexis Rivera. He found his way here somehow in the middle of Friday night and lost most of his crew in the process. This is the Mountain Gate office. We couldn't find "Alta Vista" street and the old guy showing off the model homes didn't know the street either. Get us out of here.

With Alexis in tow, our next stop is the El Pollo Loco at a shopping center featuring a Trader Joe's. Some hipster kids are in there too, eyeing us competitively. Notebook says: "I'm at El Pollo Loco and I hate Coachella already." Here's Alexis.

I take a nap between the El Pollo Loco and the Coachella parking zone. This is roughly 45 more minutes of driving. The traffic is horrendous. We see people shedding layers of clothing as they walk toward the polo fields. Lots of guys. Did someone trick us? Are we heading to a tailgate party at U of A or something? "The meathead factor has gone up," says Alexis. "It's all these meathead guys and perpetually 20- and 21-year-old girls." We park and pass what appears to be the Coachella campsite on our way to the entrance. The tents are clustered uncomfortably close together on a wide field of arid dirt smelling curiously of horse shit. "Hipster Guantanamo," Alexis says. The word most commonly associated with Coachella is "survival," and now I see why. The walk to the gates feels like a death march:

And we're in! Alexis doesn't have a ticket but Travis and I are confident he'll find a way in. He always does. We make it to the tent where Hot Chip is playing just in time. Seeing live music should give you something to do, e.g. make you dance, so we scheduled a rough day of hard electro and dance-rock/dance-punk, starting with Hot Chip, then waiting for !!!, then Justice, LCD Soundsystem, and The Rapture. In between we decide to make some efforts to see Ghostface Killah and The Good, the Bad, and the Queen. Hot Chip is amazing live, much better than on iTunes. Those spacey, driving beats. Everyone is dancing. This is my view of the stage. That's right, people's backpack straps.

Alexis makes it in. Now we're heading to the "beer garden," which turn out to be more like a holding pen. Here's a guy who seems sad he couldn't get inside the fence. Lucky him.

Generally, the fields are jammed with people. Many find a spot of grass and pass out, overwhelmed by the heat. Clothing is optional:

Finally, a winner. Meet The Coolest Person at Coachella 2007. A big guy wearing a T-shirt that says:

Here's a close-up. Take note, ladies!

!!! is incredible as always. The singer says they just got back from Europe and that it's great to have the first thing you see once you get back be California. He's fucking right. The palm trees behind the tent and the sexy heat and the brutally hot breeze makes me feel glad I'm here, too. And now we dance.

Dusk approaches and the Coachella Valley starts feeling a little magical. The landscape is truly breathtaking. The crowds are not. I'm getting nervous. Too many people! Too! Many! People! Time to take in some of the Burning Man-esque art. These are sculptures generally understood to provide entertainment for people on ecstacy and psychadelic drugs. This dome also housed an array of DJs. The security guards the DJ areas especially dilligently to watch for dealers, surely.

This guy is pressing some buttons on some light things, just because the buttons are there, I think. Looks like fun.

The Arcade Fire is playing on the Coachella Stage, which means unless you're very close to another stage, you have to listen. Alexis is not a fan. Throughout their whole set, he's complaining. "This is the Dream Center house band. ... It's like 10,000 Maniacs covering Chk-Chk-Chk ... They're really Christian. ... I'm ovulating just listening to this. " So we spend some time watching this weird trapeze lady.

The cleaning crew ladies take a break from picking up after the drunks and are mesmerized.

Dinner time. So far I've had a whiskey and soda, a margarita, a hard soft pretzel, three beers, and I've dropped like $50. Garlic fries will do.

We make it back to the tents to see Justice ("This is the new Daft Punk," Travis says) and LCD Soundsystem. The psychadelic factor is intensified.

At a certain point in the night you just want to grab the nearest douche to you and just start making out with him.

Here are some typical Coachella fashions. Notice the adherence to cargo shorts and faux cowboy hats.

Coachella is really good about giving you things to do. Here, people are standing in line at about midnight waiting to redeem 10 empty water bottles for 1 free bottle of fresh water. Yay!

Somehow Tiesto is spinning and even the VIP holding pen is sloppy and depressing. I want to go but my crew is lost over at The Good, the Bad, and the Queen. We meet up and make it out in one piece, with adequate room and not too much traffic. There's some kind of party in Palm Springs somewhere but without saying much we all decide just to drive back to L.A. It's 4 a.m. by the time we fly off the 101 into Echo Park. I immediately make my way to shower and attempt to scrub off 8 hours of desert heat and 50,000 strangers. I am exhausted, but sleep easy and grateful to know I won't be around for the awesome awesomeness of Sunday.

"How's my do-doing? Sometimes I'm dancing and my hair'll be on another stage." -- Amy Winehouse

"I may look great, but I smell like shit." --Rufus Wainwright

"Tsenkuveerymush!" -- Björk

We (aerial maestro and serious Björk fan Eric Newton and me) got here just in time for Amy Winehouse, who sounded even better refusing to go to rehab live, and better on every song than she does on her record. It's a sure sign that she ain't fakin' it. She's teeny tiny, wore short-shorts and a midriff top, and then there's that hair. We learned from this experience not to despair if you're stuck in the back of the Gobi tent -- the attrition rate is high. You will work your way up.

Eric went to see Rufus Wainwright at the Mojave stage while I stayed for Julieta Venegas in the Gobi. Eric on Rufus: "Resplendent in his hooded caftan, which he removed to reveal matching striped shirt and shorts, he referred to himself as 'faggy Sinatra.'" He did mostly new stuff, reportedly. Me on Julieta: She decided to say everything twice, in English and Spanish ("it's a bilingual place, Coachella"), played all her hits ("Lento"; "Quiseras Andar Con Migo"; "Limon y Sal"; "Me Voy") and jammed hard on that accordion. She looked cute in her purple dress and stringy hair. Two pigs in suits briefly joined her on stage.

We took in a little of each of the following: Brazilian Girls (for "Sexy Asshole"); Jarvis Cocker (for "Cunts Still Rule the World" -- see a pattern here?); Faithless ("Mass Destruction," fine to dance to, and so good for you -- politically speaking. Fear is a WMD, all right.).

Björk lined up a 12-woman brass band behind her (I kept calling it the "breast band," by accident) and the sound was immense, twisted, complicated, perfect. Especially on "Bachelorette" and "Joga." To be so far from the stage and still know you saw a killer show, like something from another planet . . . astonishing. Inspired art direction, too, though we would have liked more of her on the screen and less of the hands managing imaginary sound levels and playing roulette with digital runestones. Eric counted four new songs ("Earth Intruders" came first). She ended with "Pluto" and came back for an encore, "Declare Independence" (which is also on the free CD someone stuck on Eric's car, and which he will burn for me later).

Other notes: Don't think just because you're a vegan you'll get up to the front of the food line fast. This place is lousy with hippies -- the wait for the tempeh and tofu wraps was three times any of the others.

Try the wine margaritas in the little beer garden -- they're stronger.

The grounds are magical and beautiful -- we recognized a bunch of stuff from Burning Man, like the Victorian-era train. Also check out the renewable energy "energy store" exhibit. I mean, I didn't (beyond the "Nuclear Energy" panel: "Remember Chernobyl?" Yeah, 21 years ago yesterday . . . ). But I already know all that stuff.

And, finally, it isn't hard to get your car into the Coachella Festival (we got in fast on Monroe). But it sure is hard to get out. Björk wrapped up at 12:30; we didn't get out until almost 2. No lie. I'm not sure the way around this but there's got to be one. Please share if you know it.

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