December 2005 Archives

If they are speaking another language then they must be saying bad things about us

by Mr. Fish
December 30, 2005 10:12 PM

Ladyliberty

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If they are speaking another language then they must be saying bad things about us

by Mr. Fish
December 30, 2005 10:07 PM

Ladyliberty

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The 1st Mr. Fish cartoon

by Mr. Fish
December 29, 2005 9:33 PM

This is my very first cartoon, drawn when I was a teenager and not yet buying my own underwear, cheese or gasoline.  Note the signing of my name with an old typewriter, an act of pretension meant to indicate to my audience that I should be taken more as a writer and a social philosopher than as a cartoonist.  (I had no cartoonist heroes; still don't, bunch of hacks.)  Also, I believe that the magic marker used to deliberately not fill in the lines of the Iranians' legs was inspired by the artwork on Billy Squier's second lp, an album whose influence we’re still feeling today as we bask triumphantly in the dull light of our own high functioning mediocrity.  Anyway, the cartoon, if I remember correctly, is about Ronald Reagan's blatantly public gift of a Bible to the same Iranian government he was covertly selling weapons to.

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1stcartoongagline

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The 1st Mr. Fish cartoon

by Mr. Fish
December 29, 2005 9:12 PM

This is my very first cartoon, drawn when I was a teenager and not yet buying my own underwear, cheese or gasoline.  Note the signing of my name with an old typewriter, an act of pretension meant to indicate to my audience that I should be taken more as a writer and a social philosopher than as a cartoonist.  (I had no cartoonist heroes; still don't, bunch of hacks.)  Also, I believe that the magic marker used to deliberately not fill in the lines of the Iranians' legs was inspired by the artwork on Billy Squier's second lp, an album whose influence we’re still feeling today as we bask triumphantly in the dull light of our own high functioning mediocrity.  Anyway, the cartoon, if I remember correctly, is about Ronald Reagan's blatantly public gift of a Bible to the same Iranian government he was covertly selling weapons to.

1stcartoon

1stcartoongagline

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In God We Suck

by Mr. Fish
December 28, 2005 9:19 PM

Loser_1

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In God We Suck

by Mr. Fish
December 28, 2005 9:12 PM

Loser_1

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Word

by Mr. Fish
December 27, 2005 3:48 PM

Cocainegray

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Word

by Mr. Fish
December 27, 2005 3:12 PM

Cocainegray

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5 holiday cartoons

by Mr. Fish
December 22, 2005 2:32 PM

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Santacartoon

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5 holiday cartoons

by Mr. Fish
December 22, 2005 2:12 PM

Nativity_1

Stockingstuffers_1

Madonna

Bethlehem

Santacartoon

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Did you hear the one about the Jew who...

by Mr. Fish
December 20, 2005 9:43 PM

Sharonstrokecartoon_1

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Did you hear the one about the Jew who...

by Mr. Fish
December 20, 2005 9:12 PM

Sharonstrokecartoon_1

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GOP bless America

by Mr. Fish
December 19, 2005 10:12 AM

Bushoffering

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GOP bless America

by Mr. Fish
December 19, 2005 10:09 AM

Bushoffering

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All in the Family Circus

by Mr. Fish
December 18, 2005 9:12 AM

Michael Ramirez being fired from the Los Angeles Times was not what I had in mind when I said, no fewer than a trillion times over the last 8 years, "I wish they would fire that fucking douchbag idiot."  Eliminating the job of staff cartoonist at any newspaper and replacing it with the work of freelancers diminishes the prestige, and therefore the importance, of the art significantly, sort of like eliminating the job of teacher and replacing it with a different substitute everyday: while the ability of both instructors in such a situation to instruct might not be markedly differently, the real human joy of engaging in a singular conversation for the spectator is lost.  Knowledge, after all, is largely predicated on predictability and now that Ramirez is gone I'll have to go back to hating and blaming my parents for everything.

Politicalcircus

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All in the Family Circus

by Mr. Fish
December 18, 2005 9:03 AM

Michael Ramirez being fired from the Los Angeles Times was not what I had in mind when I said, no fewer than a trillion times over the last 8 years, "I wish they would fire that fucking douchbag idiot."  Eliminating the job of staff cartoonist at any newspaper and replacing it with the work of freelancers diminishes the prestige, and therefore the importance, of the art significantly, sort of like eliminating the job of teacher and replacing it with a different substitute everyday: while the ability of both instructors in such a situation to instruct might not be markedly differently, the real human joy of engaging in a singular conversation for the spectator is lost.  Knowledge, after all, is largely predicated on predictability and now that Ramirez is gone I'll have to go back to hating and blaming my parents for everything.

Politicalcircus

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You gotta have faith

by Mr. Fish
December 15, 2005 9:12 AM

Creationism

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You gotta have faith

by Mr. Fish
December 15, 2005 9:08 AM

Creationism

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Plenty of parking

by Mr. Fish
December 13, 2005 11:36 PM

Alkaidah

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Plenty of parking

by Mr. Fish
December 13, 2005 11:12 PM

Alkaidah

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Should I stay or should I go?

by Mr. Fish
December 12, 2005 6:46 PM

Tookie

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Should I stay or should I go?

by Mr. Fish
December 12, 2005 6:12 PM

Tookie

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Dear Hallmark

by Mr. Fish
December 11, 2005 3:27 PM

Burn

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Dear Hallmark

by Mr. Fish
December 11, 2005 3:12 PM

Burn

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If I had a hammer

by Mr. Fish
December 9, 2005 6:23 PM

Jesuscarpentry

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If I had a hammer

by Mr. Fish
December 9, 2005 6:12 PM

Jesuscarpentry

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Guilty until proven guilty

by Mr. Fish
December 8, 2005 3:24 PM

Dujayl

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Guilty until proven guilty

by Mr. Fish
December 8, 2005 3:12 PM

Dujayl

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A New Yorker cartoon

by Mr. Fish
December 6, 2005 10:16 PM

Before I realized that what I did would never appear in a mainstream magazine or newspaper, I used to submit my crap continuously to The New Yorker.  When they never responded to any of my submissions, I finally sent them a cartoon specifically designed to reflect what I came to recognize as  the unspoken mission statement of the magazine.  It's twelve years later and I still haven't heard from them.

Newyorker

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A New Yorker cartoon

by Mr. Fish
December 6, 2005 10:12 PM

Before I realized that what I did would never appear in a mainstream magazine or newspaper, I used to submit my crap continuously to The New Yorker.  When they never responded to any of my submissions, I finally sent them a cartoon specifically designed to reflect what I came to recognize as  the unspoken mission statement of the magazine.  It's twelve years later and I still haven't heard from them.

Newyorker

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Kill the scumbag

by Mr. Fish
December 5, 2005 11:32 PM

Reagantookie

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Kill the scumbag

by Mr. Fish
December 5, 2005 11:12 PM

Reagantookie

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Love for sale

by Mr. Fish
December 3, 2005 12:39 PM

Doves

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Love for sale

by Mr. Fish
December 3, 2005 12:12 PM

Doves

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NOT FOR PUBLICATION

by Mr. Fish
December 1, 2005 4:12 PM

These are 5 cartoons from 2005 that no publisher would touch with a stick, and while some might appear dated, I hope they still have the power to offend and delight and offend again.

Colinjob_1

Moralsuperior

Bootsyouradhere

Katrinaheadline

Spongebobmapplethorpe

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NOT FOR PUBLICATION

by Mr. Fish
December 1, 2005 4:04 PM

These are 5 cartoons from 2005 that no publisher would touch with a stick, and while some might appear dated, I hope they still have the power to offend and delight and offend again.

Colinjob_1

Moralsuperior

Bootsyouradhere

Katrinaheadline








Spongebobmapplethorpe

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