Dog Day Evening
Photo by Craig Schwartz
I'll admit to being a sucker for Tinseltown farces, although I didn't find Dog to match the intensity of Arthur Kopit's The Road to Nirvana or Craig Lucas' The Dying Gaul. Still, I was waiting for the line that killed New York and which was quoted in seemingly all the reviews there: "We don't have a problem with cell phones in the theater in this town," says Diane, Beane's Hollywood agent character. "We've simply stopped doing theater altogether."
Now, two things here: One, the audience at Culver City's Kirk Douglas Theater went beserk with laughter, showing how universal (or masochistic) comedy is. (The line also figured in a Steven Leigh Morris piece about New York theater and one about its attitudes toward L.A.) But Two, I can think of plenty of times cell phones have gone off during New York theater performances. Still, as I say, there's something comforting in the way that part of New York's economy depends on bashing L.A., even though I'd imagine the play's many cell phone gags would have had a tired creak to them by 2006.
Oh well, I thought, leaving the theater, let them have their jokes. I took even more comfort when I realized that not a single phone had gone off during the show's two hours.


















