Commie Girl: "Pastry Crust Is a Bitch"
"I probably spent $6.99 on this motherfucking pie anyway, between the organic apples and the Crisco. It had better be delicious."
An old Patty Griffin song, swipes at the National Review, feminist contradictions and a recurring terror of the authoress' unemployment produce a freebase of thoughts, exclamations and revelries. ("I am a woman of limited skills, and any prospective employers will find a load of websites with the word motherfucking attached to my name.") Worth looking into for the baker and satirist alike.