'SNL' Brittany Murphy Spoof Pulled From Website

• I began coming down with the flu last Saturday afternoon. It started with achiness, headache, and fatigue. I took an Epsom salt bath and went to bed early. The next morning, I felt cold and both mentally and physically "slow." I took another bath and tried to go about my day, but in church while everyone else appeared comfortable in shirtsleeves, I was shivering in an overcoat. I went home, took yet another hot bath, and went to bed. I've experienced queasiness verging on nausea (but no vomiting), especially at the prospect of eating; some light-headedness and dizziness when I've tried to bend over or move about; I had been having difficult bowel movements on Friday and Saturday (unusual for me), and even my urination was difficult. It felt as if all my "pipes" were reduced in diameter, and the flow was restricted. By Monday, all my bowel movements had changed to diarrhea and occasional soft blooms of bright color -- especially beet red. My energy by Wednesday had begun to return, and I was able to do some dishes and attend to some business mid-day, but by evening, I was back home in bed with my hot water bottle on my belly. I've continued to wake every two hours (at minimum) during the night to use the bathroom, but the flow no longer seems restricted. It's just the liquid diarrhea though. I'm eating only small amounts of protein, whole grains, fruit, and vegetables, plenty of water, hot light-colored tea, and chicken broth. I have not had any respiratory symptoms, possibly because I've cut out all sugar, refined carbs, flour, alcohol, and caffeine from my diet? At this point (Thursday), I'm still home, taking it easy, feeling mostly myself, except for the occasional need to use the bathroom from the diarrhea. My appetite was stronger this morning, and I didn't feel the need to force myself to eat my breakfast. I actually enjoyed the taste of goat cheese and a soft boiled egg. I feel hopeful the end is in sight.

• When you get a famous person the likes of Lindsay Lohan, in jail it's a extensive job for the penitentiary officers, they don't wish that. They're generating a lot of press and focus on their detention facility. It gets all the other convicts angry, it's not a effective place. Because of that, they're going to want to get her out expeditiously without giving the impression that she's getting exceptional treatment. At least that's what they say. Don't make me laugh! Bear in mind, Lindsay had a 90-day jail judgment of conviction, the general person with that time in Los Angeles would be required to do at least 22 or 23 days. But for Lindsay, now they're alleging two weeks total, so definitely she'd be getting it better than the rest. Just goes to show get famous get away with anything. Just ask OJ!!

• thia is great and very helpful information. thanks

• It wasn't funny. They shouldn't have aired it in the first place.

• Dude she will be missed so much. RIP Luanne Platter RT http://www.online-invisibility.net.tc

• A painful reminder that it's not funny to kick people when they're down. Sometimes they bounce back, yes...but sometimes they don't. We all need to be a little kinder.

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