Big City Blues: L.A. Ranks 17th In Penis Size

• That sucks cause penis size was the main reason Howie Pyro came to L.A.

• No offense (and I don't know if you'll print this), but it's because you have so many Asian and Hispanic males. You know? Short and small.

• Now I've seen it all! (no pun intended) Now I know Los Angeles is crazy and has gone to the dogs! A subject about penis size in a Los Angeles rag when there are so many other subjects of importance to discuss? Los Angeles should be bombed along with Mexico.

• its the smog. pretty soon well all be midgets with thumb sized penises.

• it's the size its what you do with it.lol

• So this is Dennis Romero's other obsession, when he's not ranting about the medical marijuana dispensaries that his hero rightwing bully Trutanich, to those like AEG's Leiweke (who here he calls "a tool" thinking he's making a clever pun), is desperate to shut down claiming every one is illegal, to shore up the candidacy of his puppetmaster DA Steve Cooley who's trying to score points with conservatives and mainly other Republicans. And the unfortunate pot activists like Don Duncan who he duped into campaigning FOR HIM bigtime, joke's on him as Trutanich-Cooley suddenly "discovered" he owns a disensary in West Hollywood and is influential in the local cause. (Wait, but that's WHY unTRU duped him into campaigning FOR HIM in the first place...Oh, never mind, Romero's not bothered by such vital background when he "reports" on how Duncan's been singled out by Trutanich and his ludicrously named "head of ethics" the former Walter Moore/Minuteman candidate's running mate.) The same dispensaries this paper makes the bulk of its money on, besides "escort" and "massage" and certain other personal service ads. Not that I support dispensaries (other than figuring they keep drug sales OUT of the hands of serious criminals, insofar as they can be regulated) except for genuine medical use, but a promise is a promise, and using and misusing people like that in many areas, including the controllers and city council people he now also wants to jail, is not the kind of person I want as the city's lawyer. Romero making a hero out of him is bizarre. These two main topic obsessions reflect a seemingly schizo personality, and the way this is written with the juvenile tone of a middle schooler, it all kind of figures.

• I blame the ileagal aliens, they are pushing our numbers down, theyre short and small and their are millions of them, if we deported at least 1 million we could get out penis size number to at least 3.

• I always thought that condoms only came in one size; extra-extra-large. You'd have to be out of your mind to try and sell one labeled "small" or "medium".

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