Vertical California Driver's Licenses For Drivers Under 21? What About Oversize Ones For The Senior Set?
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As if being a young person isn't hard enough, the California DMV is now making motorists under the age of 21 carry around vertical drivers licenses that immediately identify you as underage -- and unable to purchase alcohol.
Can you imagine being pulled over while on a date, with the cop asking, "Are you vertical?" "No man, I'm horizontal, I swear."
Wow. Talk about a game-killer. And it's unfair. What if other demographic groups had to pocket differently shaped driver's licenses:
Known ecstasy users would have to obtain purple-fur-covered licenses.
CuriousJosh We're not saying these people are ecstasy users. We are saying furry licenses would go with their ensembles.
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