Criswell predicts: "The Homosexual Capital will be Des Moines, Iowa, and the Bisexual Capital will be Pasadena"
Besides public executions sponsored by the gas company, he promised:
"I predict you will be shocked when our American Astronauts find the ruins of a lost civilization in a remote section of the moon!"And:
"I predict that students will call attention to their demonstrations with the hurling of pet dogs and cats into bonfires to 'spite' the American way of life!"And oh-so-very-much more, over on Studies in Crap!