This Is The End: R.I.P. Four Loko
The last week of Loko lyfe as we knew it was an emotional roller coaster. We laughed; we cried; we bought teeny little Four Loko earrings for Mom on eBay. Here, the countdown in it's entirety:
eater.com Goodbye friend; we'd have a memorial, if we could remember anything about you
Day Seven: Beverly Hills Craigslister Charges $70 For 12-Pack Of Four Loko
Day Six: Disguise Your Pussy Iced-Tea Can With Four Loko Slip Cover
Day Five: Video Suggests You Drink Four Loko 'Responsibly' By Making A 'Four-Mosa' -- Missing The Point Entirely
Day Four: 'Yale Health Chief' Sends Students FDA-Approved Loko E-Mail
Day Three: Life After Four Loko, Or, Brew It Yourself!
Day Two: Make It A Four Loko Christmas
Now that we're at Day One, Dec. 13, the end of the road -- because we couldn't say it any better -- we'll raise our last Cranberry Lemonade to the sky and repeat after the notorious Gwop Gang:
All together now...
WE [WERE] LOKO 4 THAT LOKO!