Tom Hanks' Son Chet Hanks Is A Fan Of Weed, Raps About His Westside Love

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This Chet Hanks is for real.
Ah, the wealthy creative class in L.A. produces such beautiful offspring.

Today's case-in-point, Chet Hanks, son of Tom, who has taken to this rap game like Sarah Palin capitalizing on a national tragedy. Word.

Turns out Chet Hanks, described as a "frat boy," is a fan of the weed. No wonder. It's been described as being more available in L.A. than Starbucks coffee. If you grew up here, yeah, it would be hard to avoid.

Baby Hanks raps:

"Raised in Santa Monica/ Pacific Palisades/ On the west side of town/ That's where they know me round/ That's where we smoke trees and breezies get down."

We like how his Northwestern University education hasn't yet injected him with the ability to spell Westside or to differentiate Santa Monica from the city of L.A. (which one is it?).

But it's especially cool that Chet has tapped into the soul of black music. Because the whole point here is to dig deep into one's hardscrabble street life for meaning that can be universal. It's sort of like graffiti art, set to music.

And Pali has that in spades, whether it's flexing at the nearby Color Me Mine or slangin' used golf balls at Riviera Country Club, yo, what the world needs is to have more light shed on this oppressed milieu.

Chet (a.k.a. Chet Haze) also boasts of "... stacking dollar bills to the height of Patrick Ewing."

Must be all that Forrest Gump money. At least he spits from the heart and shows truly what he knows.

[Gawker].

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Romero Sucks
Romero Sucks

What a stupid article. Not that Chet's music is quality, but these criticisms are some of the worst i've seen. First of all, almost no one in rap claims street cred anymore so I don't understand how that's a knock against Chet. Also, he fails to make clear whether he thinks Santa Monica is or is not a part of LA? He made west side two words instead of one? Really? This is the heavy artillery?

Developmental Dysalexia
Developmental Dysalexia

I have no opinion on Chet Hanks, but this is a seriously lame attempt at a take-down. Chet doesn't know there's no space in Westside! Maybe he should read more regional guidebooks! Oh, how goofy! (Never mind that your prized Westside is, quite literally, on the "west side of town.") Oh, and Chet claims allegiance to two areas that are RIGHT NEXT to each other. What a contradiction! How can someone like two municipalities with a shared cultural milieu?! He's been to Santa Monica AND the Palisades?! WHICH ONE IS IT, CHET?! What a jetsetter! A modern-day Ibn Battuta? Chet should really make sure he designates city boundaries properly. For his next song, I hope he doesn't refer to all of Mid-City West when he just means Picfair Village! I like how this journalist's college education hasn't yet injected him with the ability to properly punctuate a complete sentence in parentheses.

T1
T1

chet haze, doing his own thing, you can suck his billion dollar dick you haterz !!!

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