Emily Bikini Helms So-Cal Based Sex-Toy Shopping Network, Coming This Month To A TV Near You

By Dennis Romero Wed., Jan. 12 2011 at 10:38 AM

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Breaking news: Emily Bikini will anchor the Lovers Shopping Network.

You're flipping through the channels and all of a sudden -- boing! -- there it is. A major marital aid, all up in your bedroom.

Because going to your local porn shop is too shameful, the SoCal-based Lovers Shopping Network is coming to a channel all its own on DirecTV. Yep, you have channels dedicated to soccer, the military and now dildos.

What a country!

Yep, phallic devices, battery operated "massagers" and other things we can't live without will be beamed to 16.8 million households for your shopping pleasure.

The featured host will be Emily Bikini, who's featured on the C-level cable (KDOC) show Life in a Bikini. (We've seen it!). This is deep talent folks.

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A D-list star is born: Emily Bikini.

The network's website will featured uncut versions of Emily Bikini's appearances too.

The Lovers Shopping Network debuts this month. Don't touch that dial. Or anything else. At the same time.

Happy viewing.

[Xbiz - NSFW].

Tags:

DirecTV, Emily Bikini, Los Angeles, Lovers Shopping Network, porn, sex toys

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Adam

Last show was a joke. Seems like she surounds herself with hotter girls to make her self look decent, her body looks like she got squished. Body of a boy thank god you have boobs and a vagina at least you can still do porn for awhile, this show will fail. I'd only pay her about 200$ for sex seen hotter strippers and Hookers than you Emily bikini.

Youwish

Seen her at a fair she had a cute blonde friendbriars was a 10 , Emily ... 8 body 4 in the face, the bikini show was a joke couldn't Evan find it. She getting to old like 40 in playboy years.

Rthornton70

I saw the billboards for her last show too, and they were HOT! I dont think the person who said she is not hot ever logged onto her website at emilybikini.com or especially emilynobikini.com. All you have to do is google her to see.

Hushthis

this show will suck like the life in a bikini joke dont we have anything better to air ! she's not even hot ! bring her friend

Ginafranco

Sex is good but teaching about Jesus and the right morality should be First n Formost! we dont need this smut poisoning our lives! i know theres a off button on the Tv but why dont they just find another media. And you people in the press should stop hyping this up! i seen the billboards in LA its horrible! God Save you heathen souls? God Help us all if this is what tomorrows future is!