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'Real' Tila Tequila All-Girl Sex Tape to Be Released Next Month

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Vivid Entertainment
Tila Tequila proves that there's no wall between reality and porn.
L.A. porn-maker Vivid announced Monday that it has "acquired" a Tila Tequila all-girl sex tape and will release it on Valentine's Day.

The big question here, of course, is do you care?

It's been more than a year since Tequila's spat with San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman made national headlines. Since then her typeface has become decidedly less bold.

Still, a Vivid Entertainment statement tries to tantalize:

The video, Tila Tequila Uncorked, is billed as the "first ever all-girl threesome celebrity sex tape" (starring someone who's about as about as relevant as the MySpace page that launched her to stardom).

(Note how the title plays off the title of her MTV reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila).

Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch:

"There is enormous interest in this sexy and controversial celebrity, so when we were offered footage of her with two of her girlfriends, we acted immediately. Their sex is extraordinarily graphic and hot. We know that our fans will enjoy it because Tila's sexual appetite is like her life style -- she holds nothing back."

Hirsch notes that there is a "fake" Tequila video out there, but that this is the real thing.

Because Tila Tequila Nguyen is so popular she is worthy of fake porn.

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8 comments
Jay_v023
Jay_v023

This Bich is terrible. Who even cares about this irrelevant, untalented, ugly person?

squirtdrinkr
squirtdrinkr

say what you like, she eats good pussy in this vid and squirts a little

najwalaylah
najwalaylah

*yawning*

To point out that this woman as a topic is boring to me is trite, and I apologise for posting-- unless it makes anyone else feeling the same way feel better, of course.

RT
RT

The real question is who would actually pay to buy this?

Tila Tequila Uncorked
Tila Tequila Uncorked

Nathiest, the two other girls are adult performers, Charlie Laine and Lia Leah who just conveniently happens to be a contract performer for Vivid. It's so obvious Tila staged this. Tila's 15 min of fame from her mtv show is over and she is desperate to hold on to it. Tila simply saw how freakin famous and wealthy Kim Kardashian became after her tape and hopes to achieve the same level of fame.

AlucardAlive
AlucardAlive

I saw it on Pornhub too. Thought it was fake.

Nathiest
Nathiest

Who are the other two girls? Hookers?

Max Winkleman
Max Winkleman

I saw a clip of it this morning on PornHub and it was ok. She's over-rated, but still has some nice boobies.

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