'Saxophone Superstar' Sergio Flores Terrorizes Mall Cops Across L.A. With Rendition of George Michael's 'Careless Whisper'

By Dennis Romero Tue., Mar. 15 2011 at 11:53 AM

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'He is above the law:' Sergio Flores.

This guy was begging to be arrested, but he wasn't.

Our Annoying Prank of the Week Award goes to sax man Sergio Flores for exposing the impotence of the L.A. mall cop. Because if anyone needs to be exploited and looked down upon, it's the our $10-an-hour first responders in retail.

In a video posted over the weekend Flores is seen playing the same few high notes of George Michael's "Careless Whisper" at some of the area's finest retail and dining venues, including ...

-A Food 4 Less ("Security to check stand number 6, please").

-Del Taco.

-Azusa Laundromat.

-In-N-Out.

-Westfield Plaza (not sure which one, but he seems to haunt the San Gabriel Valley a lot). When security approaches the cameraman says, "He doesn't like George Michael! Boo." He tells security, "That's okay he's with sexysaxmansaxagrams.com."

Security guy says, "Don't play it again. If you play it again I'm going to arrest you for trespassing." (Point of order: Security guards don't get to arrest people. Not at $10 an hour).

-Walmart.

-Ross (where's he's confronted not by security but by "Loss Prevention." Because when someone plays a sax in your store, that's a loss).

-Biology class at Citrus College.

-The Covina High School football field.

-The Grove (which has the most serious security). A supervisor says, "Here's the deal, this is private property. You can stay on the property. You're going to get arrested for trespassing."

Cameraman: "Sorry guys this is saxophone superstar Sergio Flores ... He is above the law."

Tags:

mall cops, malls, saxophone, security, Sergio Flores, the Grove

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Get a sense of humor bro

Allison Crane

Sergio, you're an American Icon. Keep up the good work!!!

Jesen

He's awesome and he's totally above the LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raven

"Who ordered the Saxagram?" XD funniest sh*t ever!

OllieG

All i want to know is where can i get that song! lol

Halliezenith

its called careless whisper look it up on youtube

Eburns614

I want a sexy sax man saxagram......

hamish

Most awesome thing I have seen in a long time. Saxophone Superstar Sergio Flores just got himself a new fan.

Henry

He was at the West Covina Westfield Plaza.

Bkinzey

To your "Point of Order" I'll reply with a "Point of Fact." Yes, those $10 an hour security guards can arrest you. It's commonly called a citizen's arrest. In the mentioned story it would be for tresspassing. Powers of Arrest are covered in the classes given for the certification needed, known as a "Guard Card", required by the State to be employed as a Security Guard.

Allison Crane

Get over it, pull your panties out of your bum and have some fun!!!

dust

I think you're a butt hurt security guard.

Arayna

I'm not sure of the law in California regarding misdemeanors, but commonly a citizen's arrest (in the United States) can only be done when witness to a felony. And whether or not this counts as 'disturbing the peace' is up for debate. He doesn't seem to be playing extraordinarily loud.