'Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day' is Happening Now

By Dennis Romero Fri., Mar. 11 2011 at 2:12 PM

Sheen smokes.

Leave it to our brothers and sisters in New York to break the biggest news on L.A.'s own tiger-blooded celebrity, Charlie Sheen.

Today, thanks to the Village Voice, is Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day.

After signing up late to the micro-blogging service recently Sheen established the Guinness World Record for amassing a million followers faster than anyone has done to date. But the Voice has even better reasons to drop Sheen (rather than just being a straight hater):

-His Cro-Magnon treatment of women.

-The word "tigerblood."

-And his unbearable sense of self-importance.

We're not participating, however. If we would have unfollowed him we would have missed the news last night that cops were raiding his home, apparently in an attempt to rid it of any possible weapons.

We would have missed this one:

"The LAPD were AWESOME. Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!!"

Not worth it.

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Charlie Sheen, tweets, Twitter, Village Voice

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Jackson Brantman

I was watching Dr. Drew's special on Mr. Sheen the other day, and it's quite clear to me that shrinks have it all wrong.

I mean, this is Charlie Sheen, how can he be put into the same category as all the trolls they have treated before?

He's so much more talented and intelligent than everyone else, how can they possibly classify him by any normal definition?!

Dr. Drew used this DIGFAST mnemonic for people with severe mania.

D = Distractibility and easy frustrationI = Irresponsibility and erratic uninhibited behaviorG = Grandiosity

F = Flight of ideasA = Activity increased with weight loss and increased libidoS = Sleep is decreasedT = Talkativeness

I believe Mr. Sheen might be suffering from "Sheenia", an entirely new class of psychiatric disease.

D = Duh, Winning!I = Impressive ability to "pound 7 gram rocks"G = Godesses!

F = Frequency in saying "Duh, Winning!" (crap, I already said that)A = Adonis DNAS = Says "Duh, Winning" a lot (damn, did it again!)T = Tiger Blood

Now I know Sheenia might sound like a fun disease to have, and with the exception of the tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it seems like you might be able to give Sheenia to yourself. Let me assure you that ONLY Mr. Sheen could possibly survive it, and it's fatal to your career in all cases.

I think it's clear that Charlie has Sheenia and not a severe case of mania. And remember folks, I have never treated Mr. Sheen nor am I a real doctor, I only play one here on the Internet.