USC Nude Photo Scandal: A Blow-by-Blow Analysis (Photos)
We think this USC nude photo scandal is being, er, overblown.
Lovers' first fight?
It appears as if these naked young people, including a Kappa Signma brother, on the roof of USC's Waite Phillips Hall, are misunderstood. They weren't having sex. We think they were actually having a lover's quarrel. You have to look closely at the photos to figure it out.
Here's our not-so-safe-for-work, um, blow-for-blow analysis of what was really happening between these two last weekend:
Her: "I get on my hands and knees for you. I give, and then I give some more. For what?"