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Bikini Coffee House Crackdown Proposed For Garden Grove: Cops Want Less Skin, More Skim

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Go Lakers (next season).
Update: Bummer gentlemen. The Garden Grove City Council passed the stricter rules for bikini coffee shops last night in a 4-0 vote. The Orange County Register.

This is a travesty, and we want all red-blooded men to protest.

We speak, of course, of Garden Grove's proposal to crack down on its 37 bikini coffee houses where, at some of the spots, women wear only pasties on top and thong-style bottoms. What's the problem? We like our coffee this hot.

Apparently Garden Grove police are fed up with this particular Vietnamese American tradition and want more coverage, less smoking, and fewer gangsters at these non-alcoholic, no-dancing establishments. To be fair ...

... some of Little Saigon's coffee shops have seen problems, including homicide and illicit gambling.

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Cafe Miss Cutie / Facebook
This is precisely why we love America.

Police Chief Kevin Raney tells the OC Register the new rules, to be considered at a City Council meeting tonight, are designed so that the shops "do not turn into gentleman's clubs."

(Interesting -- they've been around for years if not decades, and they have yet to turn into gentleman's clubs; nor have they shown any trajectory in that direction -- women can't even accept hand-to-thong tips, apparently).


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Rg68niou1
Rg68niou1

Fuck the police!! Their just a bunch of losers that hide behind their badge. They aint shit without it...

chris
chris

That's ridiculous I mean you can't take away men's rights to be perverted or women's rights to be a little promiscuous.

Drag0n2227
Drag0n2227

SHUT THEM ALL DOWN OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL.......

AnonCop
AnonCop

As a Sergeant in a SoCal police dept, I don't see how this is going to make the community better.  They are not hurting anyone and there are no complaints from the community. Although there was a homicide and several assaults... but that happens at movie theaters, should we force the theaters to keep the lights on?  Come on, use some common sense.

Vanhogh
Vanhogh

I respect this comment from a police officer. The problem has nothing to do with shops. It has to do with a lot of politics. I bet behind the scene are people like Starbucks seeing a real threat and paid off a politician to regulate their competitions

Neil McCauley
Neil McCauley

Thank God for these brave officers putting their nose in other peoples businesses. Who knows how much damage could be caused by hot water burns to these girls skin....

Triggerplay
Triggerplay

In before Neil McCauley uses these girls up...

Ronb641
Ronb641

wow that sux. and thanks for the pics. haha

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