Osama Bin Laden Had 'Extensive' Porn Collection: L.A.'s Adult Video Industry Was Aiding a Terrorist?
Ah yes. Like the conservative, Christian Republican who turns out to have an oversize appetite for gay sex, you knew we'd find the other side of Osama Bin Laden.
Vice Books Sasha Grey: All-American.
Yeah, the tool who thought we were the devil because of our decadent, Hollywood-loving, consumerist ways turns out to have had quite a collection of porn. (The devil's eye candy, huh?).
That revelation came in an exclusive from Reuters today, which stated that ...
... A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive ...
Little, eh, Sasha Grey there, Osama? Maybe some Batman XXX? Or, wait, you're more of a Jenna Haze type of guy, right?
Glad L.A.'s own adult video industry could help the world's most hated man get through life locked up in self-exile. Yes, Osama, that video was a little window to the world of Western freedom. Too bad you couldn't have a real taste.
Of course, we're guessing here that Bin Laden didn't actually enjoy the material with one hand. Rather he was continuing to research, study and amass evidence about how truly corrupt Western society is.
In this case, we're proud to be bad.
What do you think kept those U.S. Navy Seals who killed your ass warm at night when they were away from their wives and girlfriends? Good old American porn.
God bless.
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