Sexual Attraction: Smiling for Men is Chick Repellent

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Those brooding hip-hop guys in puffy jackets in the corner of the club -- the place where "nobody smiling." Turns out they get all the girls after all.

A study published this week in the American Psychological Association journal Emotion states that women are more attracted to bad boys who don't smile.

Tell us something we don't know (right, Britney Spears)? Jessica Tracy, a University of British Columbia psychology professor who ran the research, told Reuters:


Men who smile were considered fairly unattractive by women. So to the extent that men think that smiling is a good thing to do if they want to be found sexually attractive our findings suggest that's not the case.

She mentioned the moody (and late) James Dean as a typically attractive guy. (But remember, ladies, he also drove a Porsche).

Of course, on the opposite end, us men -- we like 'em shiny happy, and smiling.

Smiling is "by far the most attractive expression women showed," Tracy told Reuters.

Conclusion: People are nuts.

Of course, men in in long-term relationships who don't smile should be considered dangerous, possibly armed, and maybe in need of some help.

So, guys at the club: Go ahead and cross your arms and look mean. Unless you're married. Then you can smile. It's as good as a repellent as a ring on your finger, apparently.

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whut? :-(
whut? :-(

Um ok.... Congratulations on your earth shattering research Ms. Tracy. I will sleep soundly knowing that nice guys finish last and women are only attracted to dick (s).

nadinethomas
nadinethomas

Women are attracted on different aspects. There are similarities and there are differences. You won't really tell how they had liked the guy.

Nadine Thomas

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Concerned
Concerned

I am concerned that one day soon we will see the headlines .....         'Reading Denise Romero blogs can cause testicular cancer' 

Teabag4yourmouf
Teabag4yourmouf

Well, Jimmy Dean didn't wear skinny jeans and he liked to drive fast hence the P machine.  How can you knock him when he died racing?   

Reznor is a P owner and doesn't smile much, I'm sure dude's killing it based on the empirical evidence of this study. 

I'll give the arm crossing and scowl a run TODAY.  There's a girl in legal I've been hawking.  Yeee.    

Fred
Fred

Just wait until next month for the research article, "Men that snarl get testicular cancer".

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