Anthony Weiner Sexting Scandal Timeline in Haiku
Anthony Weiner proud of bulge.
Blogger Andrew Breitbart exposes sexting scandal proudly.
Weiner denies it at first.
Weiner admits it but stays.
Porn star Ginger Lee is texting pal.
Weiner sticks to his guns.
Seventeen-year-old emerges as Twitter friend.
Cops say nothing illegal here.
TMZ publishes near-nude Weiner gym photos.
Weiner still stays as is.
Ginger says he told her to lie.
Sad bloggers have nothing more to say.