Chick Pees in Urinal at Dodger Stadium, Makes Guy Hold Her Beer (NSFW Video)
Just when we thought the hemorrhaging Dodgers legacy couldn't get any trashier, it looks like we may have found a more dogged Dodger dog than team owner Frank McCourt. Forget parking-lot supervillains: This is the chick who peed in the boys' bathroom urinal.
Gender equality at the Dodger Stadium urinal.
We have no idea when, or why, this footage was taken, and can't really find a good journalistic reason for sharing it -- guess we just feel you'll be that much more wise to the world after viewing. The video was originally "removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content," (boo), but on the Internet, hilarious videos never really die, do they. Here's the revived, (somewhat) censored version, still very much NSFW:
While a couple dozen guys stand around with their ding-dongs out, Miss Thang drops her drawers, compliments the dude next to her and then makes him hold her beer while she squats over the urinal trough. The clip might have actually been sort of empowering -- telling tough female ballgamers everywhere: Why miss a homer, just to stand politely in some oppressive line of females squeezing their thighs? -- if it wasn't so damn trashy.
Can't wait to see what kind of "Jersey Shore" moments come of Dodger Stadium's Fourth of July showdown between L.A. and the New York Mets weekend after next. Something tells us "pissing contest" won't begin to describe it.