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Sergio Osuna -- Drunk, Half-Nude Intruder -- Sneaks Into Signal Hill Home, Crawls Into Bed With 10-Year-Old Girl

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Sergio Osuna
Nude intruders are weird. Drunk nude intruders are weirder. But drunk, (half) nude intruders who crawl into bed with 10-year-old girls and sort of just lay there, all silent and creepy, are the stuff of Guillermo del Toro's nightmares. One traumatized little girl from Signal Hill can very much attest to this, after getting the unpleasant surprise of her life at 2 a.m. last Sunday:

"When I got up I was like, 'Who is this?'" the brave 10-year-old told CBS2 reporters yesterday. "The only thing I knew is that he was laying on my bed, facing me."

Police say 24-year-old Sergio Osuna of Whittier, reeking of alcohol, stripped down to his boxers during the big slumber-party crash...

... in the 1900 block of Cherry Avenue. The only victim more upset than his unwilling bedmate was her father, who told reporters he kicked Osuna in the face repeatedly and held him in a headlock before police arrived.

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Sergio Osuna, ghetto Goldilocks.
"I wake up and I see the guy close to my daughter," he said. "I see the guy only in boxers, close to my daughter and say, 'What the hell?''' And that's pretty much the only thing there is to say, given the circumstances.

Though Osuna was definitely found half-nude, drunk and laying in a 10-year-old girl's bunk bed, he seemed to care more about finding a place to sleep than doing so next to a minor. "Hey, let me go, let me go, I didn't do anything to the girl!" he reportedly told the girl's furious parents.

"The suspect told police that he had only been looking for a place to sleep," reads the CBS piece. "He was reportedly drunk and possibly under the influence of an unknown drug."

So dude got off with a charge of "child annoyance."

The girl's big brother was actually sleeping above her in the top bunk when a pantsless Osuna crawled in the window. Jesus. Where's Antoine Dodson when you need him?

[@simone_electra/swilson@laweekly.com]

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Naughty_sancha
Naughty_sancha

u need to leave mexico n central americans out of this. You act like they r the only criminals. why dont you say something about the other thousand of serial killers that are white. this guy was just drunk or on a drug. he didnt harm the little girl! get the facts all straightened out. some news is only directed towards certain races! go to americas most wanted or sites like those and you will see who the ppl who actually make america a piece of shit are. only cali has a lot of mexicans who i may add, was a part of mexico long ago! so keep comments like that to yourself! We are not all like that. Just like im sure your not one either!

Hhaines012
Hhaines012

Rot in hell, you pedophille & fo back to Mexico and stay the FuCCC there. Animal.

Clusterbuck2
Clusterbuck2

WRONG trasher.  Your people in LA commit the most crimes, and are overpopulating this fragile region like it has never been trashed before. Your gangs, your sick nation of Drug Cartel ruled Mexico... this is about LA not the rest of the country.  this is LA we're talking about here.  If your people we courteous respectful and responsible they wouldn't be the parasites they are here, draining our welfare, breeding like roaches, spreading poverty, NUMBER ONE FOR MURDER IN LOS ANGELES and CRUSHING our education system with your FAILURES who are unable to learn because their home lives are so fd up with parents unfit to bring other human beings into the world. LOOK at your "mexico" cities here that were once CLEAN, SAFE, and DIVERSE Americans communities, now only NO-Fly zones for AMERICAN people because you have tagged, puked, trashed and ganged them into a state that NO american wants to be near.  YOUR People have gone from 10% of the population to over 60 in just 30 years.  That is disgusting!  We are OVERPOPULATED and on the verge of financial ruin!  YOUR people OVERPOPULATE HERE at 3rd world levels...there is NO excuse for that other than IGNORANCE and LACK OF EDUCATION AND CARING!   I never said ALL Latinos were 'like that' as you put it,  how ever...you have such an overwhelmingly large majority of thug aholes in your culture, gang loving, criminally corrupt (like mexico eh?) pigs...that you are SOILING this state.  You are the BLIGHT that is spiraling us down.... you are riding the back of the dying benefactor that gave your nasty people a leg up.  And you spit in our faces for offering you opportunities.   Your "part of mexico" nonsense means nothing. MEXICO did NOTHING with this state other than enslave and MURDER the native peoples and shove Catholicism down their throats. AMERICANS made this state into the place YOUR leeching parasite @ss wants to drain, not Mexico.  Mexico has a fertile contintent rich in resources, oil, you name it.  But your shady corrupt scum bags can't make it a NON third world nation.  And YOU like your countrymen....are too worthless and too cowardly to take a STAND against your ruling oligarchy and make Mexico a place to live in and by proud up.  So you take the SHADY way out and sneak like criminals into our country.  Sure there are some great Latinos here in LA, but unfortunately there are far too many dregs, bangers, breeders, leeches and filth...like SERGIO your hero.  You have no idea what that scum bag would have done to that little girl had her father not beat his GANGSTER SHAVED HEAD to a pulp.  YOU have no respect for this nation, or you would not have even brought up something as meaningless as Mexicos temporary and minimal occupation of this land.  You LaRaza Racist Dick!

Ayerim79
Ayerim79

Dude STFU...... let me tell you bout Sergio, he's a no good boy because his family abandoned him at the age of 13. His mother died a tragic death that he witness, watching his mom lie dead as a helicopter lifts her away, his father going insane after the accident ; where soon was left to be raised by several aunts back and forth from homes. It is not his fault he's like that he is not an illegal immigrant he is a US Citized believe it or not. And BTW Central Americans has higher population and please blame your poverty and financial ruin to the fucken good for nothing WAR. 95% of Hispanics are here to work and they work for stupid wages . Therefor please don't speak of something you know nothing about .

Clusterbuck2
Clusterbuck2

I've had a Tragic life myself.. I don't go crawling into bed with little girls.  The war has absolutely NOTHING to do with how Latinos behave in this country.  I dont support the war... ANY recent war.  But I will tell you this.  The people of Islam... are backwards dumbshits...most of them.  Clinging to superstitious ancient nonsense... ALLAH?  come on! Give me a break. The STUPID peope of the world are the most religious.  Latinos in LA are Catholic...and whore themselves out to bring more and more babies into this OVERPOPULATED region.  NO abstinence. NO respect for managable growth.  I'm so sick of hearing your line "they just want to work" ....well they do MORE than that...they breed like rats here...FOUR kids per family...creating OVERPOPULATION!  POLLUTION!  CRIME!  CONGESTION!  TRAFFIC!  AND SLUMMING!   and THAT my stupid little peasant friend...Is RUINING our quality of life.  YOUR culture....living here like 3rd world pigs and irresponsible thugs!  gangs?  murders?  it's ALL YOU!  YOU have the highest % of that in MY home town!  YOUR lame culture of Failures.   We don't need a population explosion here!  We DON'T!   We need LESS people, CLEANER environment. MORE green space....LESS poverty.    YOUR CULTURE gives us all of the above.  Like a blight here.  Not all of you....but a very large percentage.  You are turning us into the 3rd world with your poverty mind set and culture.  YOU FAIL to act like CIVILIZED educated people here...in  fact?  You have the all time RECORD for destroying our level of education in California and LA in particular.  SINCE LATINOS became the majority...we have the LOWEST performing students in AMERICA!  Your people are IGNORANT overall...MOST of them.   And we are getting EFFING SICK OF YOUR POVERTY AND OVERPOPULATION NON ASSIMILATING PEOPLE HERE!  you are Spreading your MEXICO....your GUATAMALA....Your EL SALVADOR.....ALL those places you seek to ESCAPE......you are CREATING right here.  SICK OF IT!  SICK SICK SICK of YOU!

Clusterbuck2
Clusterbuck2

wonder why they all look the same...the shaved head...etc.  See more and more of that now, like pure evil everywhere.  Looks like LA is toast thanks to Mexico and central Americas largest export, it's unwanted poverty and criminals.  Thanks Mexico!  For making vast expanses of California unlivable for American citizens.

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