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John Nolte, Hollywood Writer, Calls L.A. 'a Big, Fascist, One-Story Ghetto'

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Such a ghetto.
It's hard to passionately disagree with a piece and nod in agreement with it almost at the same time. But that's our honest reaction to Hollywood writer/director John Nolte's Dear John letter to Los Angeles.

After eight years in L.A. and an admittedly unsuccessful bid at a career in indie film, Nolte says he's moving back to the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina.

In his exit letter, posted at Andrew Breitbart's "Big Hollywood" blog, where Nolte was the editor, he says this about our fair city:


There is very little, however, my wife and I will miss about the city itself. We learned pretty quickly that all the cliches are true about the crime, traffic, smog, tremors, and artificiality of it all. Simply put, this city is a dump with a 10% sales tax where light bulbs are contraband the seasons change from hot to scalding and throwing your garbage in the wrong bin ranks as something close to a capital crime. No offense, but I see Los Angeles as nothing more than a big, fascist, one-story ghetto and those of you who love it are welcome to it.

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John Nolte.

Not to belittle other neighborhoods in our gloriously textured city, but have you seen downtown lately? Or the Westside? Have you been to the beach? Or Mt. Baldy? One story ghetto? Really?

We've got more billionaires than Frank McCourt has problems. Really.

Outside of New York, which is really in a league of its own and should not be considered a model for anywhere else, this is the one of the most-populated, vertical, densest, vastest cities in America. Have you flown into LAX and noticed the glow that starts nearly in Nevada, John? It's called L.A.

And dude, good luck getting down home Korean, Thai and Mexican food in the Blue Ridge mountains. And then going for a surf session afterward. And then, if it's winter, going snowboarding after that. You can't even do that in New York -- or practically anywhere else in the world.

Hate this guy. Good riddance. And why are we importing people from North Carolina when the folks here can't find jobs as it is anyway?

But wait, Nolte goes on to dispel hype about racial tension in L.A. and calls out the Academy Award-winning movie Crash as a heaping pile of b.s. insofar as it is a reflection of our city:

The people who live and work and make this city run are almost without exception uncommonly decent and kind ... [Meanwhile] Crash would have you believe that the marvelous American melting pot known as Los Angeles is filled with racists and racial strife and racial tension and race, race race, race race.

Love this guy!

Crash was a complete fraud. Hated it. (A cop picking up a hitchhiker on Mulholland? A cop living anywhere near Mulholland?).

Of course, writer/director Paul Haggis isn't from L.A., and it shows. It's ironic that an L.A.-centric Academy would even reward such a fantastic vision of our town.

Which brings us to this point: Hollywood is an industry of outsiders, mostly. People like Nolte come here for the dream and sometimes even feel entitled to it but then leave when they find out they're going to have to settle for simply being like the rest of us -- just Angelenos -- instead of VIPs. Sorry you couldn't go to the front of the line, John.

For what it's worth, there are people who have been trying to crack Hollywood their entire lives. And they love this city. Suckers, huh?

As far as racial tension goes, we'd have to agree with Nolte, again, partly.

It's often overplayed. Even the much-written-about brown-on-black crime phenomenon is often more about gang-versus-gang hostility than race.

But ... it is an issue occasionally.

Where were you in '92? We were here, John. Race and class nearly destroyed the city's core. We saw it with our own eyes. It was almost 20 years ago, and much has healed, but it's not all in the past, either.

Fast forward. The word of the day is ... immigration. Listen to AM radio. People are frothing over it. Maybe you'll have to go to L.A.'s fringes to find them -- O.C., Riverside County -- but they're there, blaming brown people for all that is evil when, as you seem to suggest, they might even be part of L.A.'s charm.

Well, we'll just have to agree to agree and disagree, Paul. In the meantime, you're welcome to return. Just don't expect Southern Hospitality.

[@dennisjromero/djromero@laweekly.com]

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Magnana Danna
Magnana Danna

And . . . it gets weirder.  In a new "expose," he libels L.A. with another Breitbart piece (of garbage): "Report: Pedophilia Rampant in Hollywood."  I won't link it.  I'm starting to feel a little sorry for him.  He's the one who wrote and produced "The Beautiful Loser," right?  Poor guy.  That movie and his writing was kind of bland, which kind of answers to why he flopped trying to make it in the biz.  Now, he's writing for Andrew Breitbart from the Kentucky Mountains?  A never-has-been no-talent failure with zero connections here after continually taking imaginary dumps on Hollywood is as good a Hollywood editor as the right wing can muster?  You have to feel sorry for the guy.  For all of these washouts. 

Barbara Viaud
Barbara Viaud

Here's the thing!  No two people see things the same.  And, there are variations in everthing; but, if you really want to see a difference, then you've got to make the change.  If the city of LA is as dismal as you paint it, why not stay and become a dynamic force which embodies change.  That's not to say that there is no validity to any of your comments.   havaren't valid. You've simply established your point of view.  

There are places and situations I'd like to escape from, but I've made the decision that my life has a purpose in all of it.  So I'm biting the bullet and sticking it out.  

woodymcbreairty
woodymcbreairty

This is a great article by Dennis Remero, appropriate on all counts. Reminds me of an old but poignant  song by the great Dorey Previn: 'Mary C & the Hollywood Sign":'The Hollywood sign seems to smile, like it's constantly saying 'cheese'; I doubt if the Statue of Liberty ever welcomed more refugees.  Give me your poor, your tired, your pimps, your carhops, your cowboys, your midgets, your chimps, give me your freaks, give me your flunkies, your starlets, your whores, give me your junkies.""Mary Cecilia Brown rode to town on a Malibu bus.She climbed to the top of the Hollywood sign, and with the smallest possible fuss, she jumped off the letter H, cause she did not become a star, she died in less than a minute and a half, she looked a bit like Hedy LaMarr.""Sometimes I have this dream, when the time comes for me to go, I will climb that hill and I'll hang myself from the second or third letter 'O'."When Mary Cecilia jumped, she finally made the grade - her name was in the obituary column of both of the daily trades."

drops1
drops1

@SteveCan:disqus +John Nolte should both Leave. Lol.

Daniel Semel
Daniel Semel

I've been reading this guys posts on his blog and he seems like a real douche bag. Kind of embarrassing a guys in his 40's would be this naive and deluded. Los Angeles doesn't need more people like this. But I guess 10 of them get off the bus every day. 

http://beautifullosering.blogs... 

Riot Nrrrd™
Riot Nrrrd™

Not to defend the guy (I have no time for right-wingers like his employer Andrew Breitbart and his ilk), but right before your very selective quotation he said "To say we’ve enjoyed our time in Los Angeles would be an understatement. Adventure we sought and adventure we received."  Doesn't sound like he was as much of a hater as you're trying to make him out to be.

Lightnapper
Lightnapper

The "folk" of the Blueridge Mountains of NC are now nothing more than regurgitated-hipster clones reminiscent of Portland and Seattle. Movie shooting there as we speak, and the residents (who we are required to employ as a means to economic entitlements and one reason LA is "creatively" dying) are uptight, demanding, transplanted retirees, and uptight, demanding indigenous peoples with a southern drawl. Hot. Humid. Rains every day. Everything closes down at 10PM. Good luck!

Unique666
Unique666

I read a couple of this windbag's screenplays several years ago, and they were terrible. I summed up my opinion of his comedy screenplay as "filled with thoroughly clichéd, recycled, and predictable characters, plots, and jokes," right down to a "milking the bull" gag stolen from the Farrelly Brothers' KINGPIN. "The characters are all so stupid, unlikable, or unbearably cute that we don't want to see any of them win in the end. We just want an earthquake to kill them all." His horror-thriller was even worse, a "derivative torture porn flick" in which "the two main characters behave stupidly, unlike anybody in the situation would actually behave." I was happy when he stopped trying to sell his awful screenplays and started ranting on a website I never visited. I'm now even happier that he's moving to the other side of the continent.

SteveCan
SteveCan

Nolte gets it ... LA has been turned into a real 1st class shithole!

OmarsGirl
OmarsGirl

Sounds like this guy came for " the dream" and it didn't work out.  Tough titty!  If it were easy everyone would do it.  Glad he's leaving, we don't need people who live here just to take, but never intend to give anything back.

LA is no angel, but she's no hellhole either.  I'll defend her to the end, flaws and all. 

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