How to Become Asian: Alexandra Wallace Wannabe Takes Video Racism to New Low

By Dennis Romero Tue., Aug. 9 2011 at 3:42 PM

Categories: WTF

Worldstarhiphop

Nicole, apparently.

It looks like former UCLA Bruin Alexandra Wallace's "Asians in the library" YouTube rant has inspired at least one really bad pretender. A video (after the jump) posted on Worldstarhiphop purports to teach the world "How to become Asian!"

It's a hyper-racist put-on complete with, taped-shut eyes, French's yellow mustard, an utterance, "Ching Chong," that's no stranger to Wallace viewers, and a suggestion that "Asian people really like ramen noodles because it reminds them of cat intestines."

We kid you not. The production has all the trappings of a media stunt:

It appears the same young white woman, named Nicole at this blog, posted a similar video in spring about how to be a "ghetto fabulous" black woman, complete with chocolate on her face.

Sophisticated, we know.

And are we the only ones who find it strange that these ugly skits find a home at a hip-hop site?

At least Alexandra Wallace paid for her fame after dissing and stereotyping Asian American students by dropping out of UCLA. Nicole remains anonymous.

The best thing to do here would be ignore her. But as with Wallace, it's hard not to pay attention to a young woman putting her foot in her mouth for all the world to see.

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Tags:

Alexandra Wallace, Asians, hip-hop, how to become Asian, racism, UCLA, video, YouTube

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Rick

She has mental problems to be so obsessed feel threatened by other races. Aren't we all _Americans_ first and foremost? Anyway, I want that 42" TV she's got behind her.

Alas

People who make fun of other races are very unhappy and insecure people who need to let out their own frustrations.

Sum One

Bitch ain't even a real blonde....

BREANNA

i wonder what this bitch would have to say about us black and asian mixes...

babahoooooo

i dont know where this slanted eye thing comes from. I do not have slanted eyes! i have lots of white friends with slanted eyes, but mine are not. also... im not so sure this is real. It could be a skit, but its not really that funny. I dont know.

guest

Thank you for put up this video. Because you really show the world the true color of blond american female.

Did you know, nowaday alot of american eat noodle? especially students, they have to cut down the food, in order for them to buy books?

Honest to tell you, by the look, you are NOT come from the rich family, watch out you may have to eat noodle, with this economy anything possible.

Asian eat noodle.......which make them skinnyYou eat Hamburger......which make you FAT

guest

does anyone know who she is and where does she live?

HUGH WANG

ME SO ANGWRY.. I WILL STUFF THEIS BIOTCH WITH 3INCHES OF HARD ASIAN!

AlexandraWallace

you are not real Asian, you must be some super retard, donkey hole licker white boy

Thainee Wang

Hi this is Hugh's bigger (longer) bro! I will skull fuck this bitch with all 3.7 inches. Mee soo angry too!

AlexandraWallace

you are not real Asian , you must be some retard d1ck sucker white boy

ChellG

Time for us minorities to tape our eyes round, put a clip on the nose to make it pointed and wear the hair wavy and make a white face...or should I say just make a face like in thumbing their nose!