Lindsay Lohan Dead Within in a Year, Dr Drew Predicts

By Dennis Romero Thu., Oct. 20 2011 at 1:00 PM

Ted Soqui for LA Weekly

Lohan's day club.

Lindsay Lohan's spiral of chaos continued today when she showed up late to the L.A. County morgue to perform community service. This a day after she was jailed for failing to abide by the terms of her probation, specifically for failing to perform community service as ordered.

The judge, as always, said she wasn't playin.' " ... Probation is a gift. It's a gift. It's not a right," said Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner. Lohan was jailed but soon bailed.

And then this morning ...

... Lohan was 41 minutes late to an 8 a.m. call time at the L.A. County morgue, according to City News Service's interview with coroner's Chief Craig Harvey.

Way to get back on track, Lohan.

Gawker reported that, while the Venice actress isn't so good at showing up for her punishment court-appointed work, she did find time to whiten her teeth.

Lohan tweeted today:

With all of the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I've never been so happy to go to therapy!!!!

And, about those teeth: There has been much speculation that certain kinds of self abuse have led to the Anglification of Lohan's chompers.

Dr. Drew

Last night on the radio show Loveline (at KROQ 106.7 locally), Dr. Drew Pinsky and sidekick "Psycho" Mike predicted that Lohan would be dead within a year.

Pinsky bravely alleged that Lohan had graduated from street drugs to prescription medications that would put her in a grave, he said, like Amy Winehouse.

We don't have the medical expertise to agree or disagree, but it would certainly appear Ms. Lohan isn't exactly headed in the right direction.

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Tags:

celebrity death, community service, court, death, Dr. Drew, drugs, KROQ, Lindsay Lohan, Loveline, overdose, Psycho Mike

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Coming up on a year since the good Doctor's prediction.

Let's hope he's right.

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Is this even true???!!!

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larry r

stop being a hater to the beautiful Lindsay. I'm honored to be allowed to breath the same air as the Goddess

Sascitygrrl

If she could come out the other side, she could have a marvelous life. Her youth and lack of parental unity has saddened her into self destruction. Working in the Morgue huh? Hope something good.... Anyhow, I wish her good will and much luck. Her parents are impossible!

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Publicly predicting anyone's death is just horrible.

Pat

Lindsay Lohan is the 21st century's Marilyn Monroe. And I have to say I'm afraid Lindsay might meet the same fate as Marilyn did, only Lindsay will be lucky if she reaches age 30, much less age 36.

iHeartNerdz

Honestly she would be better off locked up for a while without bail either. At least she would detox from all the alcohol and drugs. I think it would prevent another young death in holllywood. I know I would rather see my kid locked up where they wont have access to narcotics and such over them getting probation and community service. Its time to stop catering to her.

Lawrence.ItsMyBDay!

Sad, just sad. With all the troubles going on in today's world you think she'd smarten up and start using her money for good and to give back to society, hell even her fans to I'm sure she has a legion of little fans who parents bought their 8yr daughter everything Lindsay Lohan branded on it. Even when they were on their bottom dollar and still got her the lindsay lohan backpack, lunchbox, outfit, and shoes for back to school, so she would fit in and not be bullied for wearing hand-me-downs. now their barely putting food on the table and they have to go on welfare but get disapproved again and again" by helping people like that out and doing good in the world.

Bostjan Avsec

"WHITES AREN’T WELCOME IN AMERICA ANY LONGER" !!! OUT OF AMERICA WITH WHITES NOW !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... OR http://www.youtube.com/user/Bo... <== OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE RECORDED LIVE IN 2009. These are hard facts about lunatic ZIONIST Obama/Bush's twilight zone administrations(HORROR) or genocide against white population(ask your local newspaper/media why do they KNOWINGLY keep silent about crime/genocide !!? Ask them why do they KNOWINGLY participate in crime/genocide !!! BECAUSE SILENCE = CRIME !!!). Just in case ( http://www.dailymotion.com/vid... and make sure to play one from beginning..you already know why)

Ed Heard

all this trouble for a spoiled little woman-child

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that is a bold prediction. I hope she slogs in the mean time at slogreport.com

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shit story!

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Dr. Drew = Death Opportunist.

Jake Loveless

Drew is an ass. He should refrain from joining the hordes of smarmy pseudo-experts who crave publicity themselves and keep his ugly yap shut. Oh, I forgot, his opinion is "important." He "saves people". Blow me...

seriously?

First.....I shall not blow you. Second.....no wonder you are Loveless. You are very sharp....and not in the good way.Third.......Having met Dr. Drew and speaking with him, in person, no cameras....no publicity, I have to disagree with your uninformed post. He is far from smarmy, and certainly has not joined any hordes of experts. Dr. Drew has, however, spent years treating addiction.....which CLEARLY Ms.Lohan exhibits the qualities and attributes of and addict. HE HAS OFFERED HER PRIVATE, NO PUBLICITY, OFF THE RECORD HELP.....and she declined, offering up she was fine. It will not be until Ms. Lohan faced a judge that stops passing her off with 'probation", "electronic monitoring" and all of the other PACIFIERS she has been granted and receives punishment, true punishment, for the crime she has committed, that she will begin to get real. She is still a baby, everyone making it happen for her. Cleaning up her messes. If Dr. Drew says, after watching the trainwreck that is Ms.Lohan's life, that she is apt to be dead in a year......it might be time for a come-to-common-sense-moment.