Stupid Alleged Criminals of 2011: Our Top 5

Categories: 2011 Wrap-up

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There were way too many stupid alleged criminals to chose from this year. So we'll kick off The Informer's 2011 year-end lists with a solid, entertaining Top 5 of reported retardos, from a suspect said to have videotaped his endeavor to the genius who is accused of putting his underage fantasy on Craigslist -- multiple times:


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5. Alex Eljabiri. Cops really like this suspect because, they say, he made their job so much easier. Eljabiri is accused of burglarizing a residence on 28th Avenue in Venice last spring. You know how they can tell? He allegedly captured the event on video -- on a stolen iPod.

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Victor Long
Victor Long

lol, oh yeah, you just gotta love them stupid criminals

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Pauline Adamek
Pauline Adamek

The Gumby dude was my favorite. 

"I have a gub." "No, it's gun", [Woody Allen] says. "Looks like 'gub' to me," the bank teller says, then asks another teller to help him read the note, then another, and finally everyone is arguing over what the note means...

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