Top 5 Douches of 2011, L.A.-Style: Kobe Bryant Breaks The Color Barrier

Categories: 2011 Wrap-up

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This is Los Angeles, douche capital of the world.

When you talk douche here, you have a lot to talk about.

So it wasn't easy choosing our Top 5 douches of the year. L.A. can go douche-for-douche with just about any global metropolis -- even the ones in New Jersey. Perhaps the only place on earth we bow down to, douche-wise, is Las Vegas. And most of its douches are in for the weekend from ... SoCal.

Here's what we got:

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Trail-blazer: Lisette Lee.
5. Lisette Lee. Yeah, we did it. We named a lady douche to this list. Groundbreaking? You tell us.

Lee, a Beverly Hills woman, thought she was oh-so-slick by using a private jet to ferry 7,000 pounds of weed from L.A. to Ohio in 2009 and 2010. Guess what? Authorities caught up with her. Turns out they can sniff around private planes too. The result: Lee was sentenced in fall to six years behind bars.

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