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Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Eric Garcetti at City Hall: Gay Jokes Abound

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Garcetti is so not gay people joke about it.
Gotta love the L.A. City Council. Not only does it not get anything done, pass silly laws like a cat declawing ban as our streets fester with potholes, and take years to get a grip on issues like marijuana dispensaries (fruitlessly, of course), but this good old boys club that includes the highest-paid municipal reps in the nation likes to kick back and have a good laugh on your dime once in a while.

Today a ceremony recognizing the accomplishments of city Councilman Eric Garcetti in his role as council president turned into a roast, and gay jokes were the flavor of the day:

Garcetti, by the way, is handing the baton to this guy.

The City Maven witnessed the occasion and reports that the star of the show was Jimmy Kimmel, who said:

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Jimmy Kimmel live at City Hall.

... Everyone seems to like this guy and it's easy to understand why everyone likes him -- because he cares, he's a wonderful piano player, he's a very tender lover. Was I not suppose to mention that?

Har-har.

Then, noting Garcetti's service as a military reservist, Councilman Mitch Englander tried to top that:

The only promise that Eric has not stood up to, to me so far, was that he promised to give me a photo of him in his Navy uniform for my wallet. I haven't gotten that yet.

"In the Navy." Get it?

Slaps knee. Super funny.

Unless you're gay. Which is funny, given how (pardon the pun) bend-over-backwards-P.C. this council is.

[@dennisjromero / djromero@laweekly.com / @LAWeeklyNews]

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rickabrams
rickabrams

The International Council of Gaity has met and by a 99.3% of the vote passed the resolution asking Erika NOT to come out of the closet.  We've got enough troubles already.

In the Closet Too Long
In the Closet Too Long

Garcetti is gay? So that's what that immaculate hairdo, those flawless fingernails, and that fabulous fastidiousness are all about. And I always thought that slight lisp was a speech impediment from an old football injury.

rcdcr
rcdcr like.author.displayName 1 Like

Oh, those darn cute breeders and their silly gay jokes.

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