Khadijah Baseer, Burbank Homeless Woman, Caught Offering Blowjobs for Chicken McNuggets

Categories: Sex Crimes

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Penis-shaped McNuggets, to celebrate the occasion.
A homeless woman that Burbank police say often hangs around the local McDonalds allegedly took the begging game to new lows last Wednesday.

"She was offering BJs" for Chicken McNuggets, says Lieutenant John Dilibert, who immediately knew why we were calling. He was baffled by the insane amount of press and attention that the week-old citation has garnered in the last 24 hours.

Khadijah Baseer, 31, was reportedly going car to car, asking drive-thru customers if they'd buy her some McNuggets in exchange for a blowjob. "She used to go out there in the past asking for money, but this time..."

"... she was opening up doors" and offering her services, says Dilibert. McDonalds managers told police that they'd seen her hanging around before, but never going to such extremes.

Desperate times, apparently.

Baseer was cited and released for misdemeanor solicitation. According to Dilibert, the homeless woman (whose last residence was a Los Angeles address) could face six months to a year in county jail, and up to a $1,000 fine.

However, she "probably wont get that" due to jail overcrowding and limited resources, says Dilibert. Her case will be taken on by the Burbank City Attorney, kicking off with a court appearance on January 26.

From the original Burbank Leader report:

Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers' car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald's on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said.

A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.

Cops over at the Burbank Police Department have obviously been having fun with this one, given the nature of the charges and subsequent Internet hubbub. Maybe Baseer "wanted to see someone's quarter pounder -- their sesame-seed buns," says Dilibert. Hey, somebody had to put it out there.

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jonny
jonny

like any sauce with those? no thanks already have some.

jonny
jonny

ya know what, hunger pains are no fun

Patrick Duff
Patrick Duff

I live right down the street from here.  I pay high taxes so we don't have this type of riff raff hanging around the streets.  This is why prostitution should be legal.  Anyone for 99 cent blow jobs?

Jeannette
Jeannette

where the #3!! are the pics of Khadijah "loser" Baseer.

ClydeS
ClydeS

I don't even want to speculate about what kind of "dipping sauce" she wanted!

Judgedredd
Judgedredd

i just moved to LA last September. I live across the street from the Hollywood Hills, where there is regular apt. buildings and businesses. At first when I am out walking during the day I would often share money with people who ask. Then I realize there is so many homeless in LA, and Hollywood too, that it is not an exaggeration to say you can't walk a mile without being asked for money. Likely you will be asked a few times if you go out much at all. There is a Subway I go to nearby, where homeless people often sit in front of to ask for money, yesterday I see one eating a bowl of Chinese food from Panda express, but he stops to ask me for money for more food later. Now they got body parts under the Hollywood sign and cops are laughing about BJ's for food. I'm pretty sure no one is gonna step in to help these people, and their numbers are increasing, which is why the Police State is gearing up to make things more civilized around here. stupid muddafuks

Suber
Suber

That is true

DatsJstMe
DatsJstMe

A grand fine for a lady sucking #@!& to eat off the dollar menu? Wow. She should just do an armed robbery of a Walgreens and get prison time ; three meals, hot shower, gym, warm - air conditioned bed to sleep in. Not to mention free health care and education. Got to be better than living on the streets and giving head for food.

M. McMahon
M. McMahon

I'm loving the comments from the sanctimonious dillweeds in these comments who enjoy telling the world how caring they are simply by telling others how "insensitive" they are.

Its a comment box with some damned good humor you douchebags!

Khadijah Baseer, this nugget is for you!

 

ntranzed
ntranzed

sad case and even sadder she felt she had to go that low. if I was offered a bj for nuggets would probably buy her few packs and just give them to her. Im affraid in the current economic climate we will hear more and more of these outlandish stories and people going to great lengths to just try to eat and survive. in todays world takes hard work, luck, knowing the right people, and being in the right place at right time to really succeed and not everyone is able to get those lined up right   

Willow Tree
Willow Tree

We know what McNuggets look like.  How about a picture of the woman?

Canadian
Canadian

It is a sad commentary that she had to do it enough to be arrested and it appears no one offered to simply buy her some food out without accepting anything in return.

Slats
Slats

You're assuming that she doesn't like giving Hummers, Maybe it's her thing, and she figured why not get some food for it. Just like a regular date when you take someone out for dinner before having sex with them.

TheLight
TheLight

Now the sickos know where to go for a reasonably cheap BJ...Not to mention the good publicity for McDonalds.

Alcestes
Alcestes

Hey, "sickos" need lovin' too!!!

Mike Shaner
Mike Shaner

Is it any wonder that the jails are overcrowded? I ask where the victim is in this alleged crime? A homeless woman was hungry and offered the only service she had available to her. She didn't steal the nuggets. simply offered to work for it. http://www.oakparkrepublic.com...

Kamo Tote
Kamo Tote

There is another "target " at the Taco Bell down the street, and for 2-tacos you can get a HJ.I go there once a week, (just marketing, her business)

Tkdking_3
Tkdking_3

She may well need food etc but just because you appreciate the humour in something doesn't mean you don't appreciate the context or the woman's circumstances.

Bill
Bill

That's like 200 BJ's to pay off the grand!!! Hope she has some Chap Stick!!!!

Alcestes
Alcestes

Nah, its more like what would she do for the guy who pays off her 1k fine.

WayneLLewis
WayneLLewis

So many regulations are destroying the free enterprise system.  Now if you asked her out, bought her a Happy Meal, then she serviced you, it would be OK with LA County.

loveandlight
loveandlight

Completely disgusted at the fact that people could joke at this woman's expense.This is sad, and not even sort of funny.

Paul
Paul

The fact that most people think this is absolutely funny and you don't sure says alot about you.

evan_la
evan_la

I have to keep reminding myself that average IQ is only 100.  That's most people.  *sigh*

This poor pathetic woman.  I think the story is funny too, but this is weak humor and strained.  Treatment is obviously indicated, but there's no money for that.  Gotta cut taxes.  Throw her back on the street again and she'll soon be dead.  Yeah, real funny.  Ha ha.

Rain With Laugh
Rain With Laugh

In this economy your are a man with a good job feeding your kids and wife. May be she was not lucky to find a good man in USA to feed her and have real life with her other than the Bjs.Just saying.Do not compare a poor woman with no job or resourcers and may be she does not have family ,with a man like you has a job and a man !!

Rw
Rw

Honestly death for her is a good thing. Shes a drain. Sorry but the world is survival of the fittest. There r too many prgrams for the homeless and poor to get into to better them selves. Those with no ambition to do so. Theres the door and theres the grave. No qualms. I sleep well at night btw. But i also work my ass off to feed my kids and wife. I believe in social programs but someone like her has decided to bypass them. She deserves whatever scrutiny she gets and whatever fate she earns.

Christopher Neal
Christopher Neal

Well if you think this is "weak humor," perhaps you can offer better?

Patrick
Patrick

You people are fucking disgusting!

Zena525
Zena525

This is just too funny!:) 

T J
T J

 Wow...... I wonder what she'd do for a Klondike Bar...

anonymous
anonymous

Disgusting comments so far.  The homeless woman needs help, food and shelter.

jonny
jonny

Exactly!!!!!!!

AnonOMus
AnonOMus

Thank you ! At least someone's not thinking with his dick but rather a rational mind. That's exactly what she needs is help, she's homeless, hungry and cold. Not even one individual offered to just giver her some food but instead felt threatened because she offered a bj ? WTF is wrong with today's men have we become such cowards where we feel threatened by a homeless woman begging for food ?

TheLight
TheLight

Well, you know where to find her. Have her come and stay with you...

Paul
Paul

Thank's for the insight because I'm pretty sure nobody else knew this. I don't go to McDonalds for their exquisite quisine, I go there when I am short on money which is most of the time and probably just the same for everybody here. To me, there is no such thing as extra or spare change. Tell me. What exactly do you do on a regular basis to help the homeless?

evan_la
evan_la

 Short on money and purchases fast-food at a 400% markup?  Now that's funny.

justsyn
justsyn

There are plenty of places to get that unless you're telling me that the liberal bastion that is L.A. doesn't take care of its needy?

jonny
jonny

ya know what everybody has to eatwe don't do a good job of taking care of our needy here... i bet everyone she talked to thought that she should just go get a job or something instead of trying to help her.... whats wrong with us?

Sox/Pats Fan
Sox/Pats Fan

Yes, it's easy to get a BJ in CA, just hard to get one from a woman. Just sayin.

Paul
Paul

Do you a-holes have to make a political comment on every thing you read? I don't even think you people read the stories.

evan_la
evan_la

Where's the report button?  This Paul dude gets nasty.

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Wayne Bergeron
Wayne Bergeron

I wonder if you wanted a more than just a BJ, could you "super size it?"  Just wondering.

Willow Tree
Willow Tree

Real men are super sized in the first place.

Jmason
Jmason

Damm, I was going to get some nuggets over there.  I was too late.  I could have used a BJ.

Behind_You1
Behind_You1

Jmason, do you really want a BJ from a bag lady?

kRaze09
kRaze09

 A blowjob is a blowjob

Xiaochen Su
Xiaochen Su

shouldnt judging before trying it out...

jonny
jonny

she must have been desperate for something to eat! pun not intended

Xiaochen Su
Xiaochen Su

wonder how she eats the McNuggets...

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